sins n signs: hahaha

Showing posts with label hahaha. Show all posts

Monday, June 30, 2014

Suburban rail ho jaise!

Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Namak mirchi bahut teekhi
Masaaledaar hai ladki
Badan uska rubber lekin
Woh chakku dhaar hai ladki
Kamar uljhi yun bal khaati
Haan koi bail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Usse choomein usse choolein
Ussi ki baah mein jhoolein
Kabhi oopar kabhi neeche
Ussi ke ang se khelein
Patane mein lagey sab hain
Olympic khail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!
Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise..!

- Khan M. Asim... 22/05/2014... 10:25 PM..!

Friday, May 23, 2014

Suburban rail ho jaise!

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Bijli ke taar mein..!

Bijli ke taar mein
Ladki ke pyaar mein
Phans gaye re bhaiya
Dekho hum to manjhdhaar mein!
Ladki patang hai
Karti hud dang hai
Saara mohalla
Isse haan tang hai
Sabko bithati
Yeh hai qataar mein
Bijli ke taar mein
Ladki ke pyaar mein!
Saara zamana
Iska deewana
Sabko banati hai
Apna nishana
Iske hi poster hain
Dil ki deewaar mein
Bijli ke taar mein
Ladki ke pyaar mein!
Sab se hai hatkar
Iska character
Naache hai public
Yeh hai director
Iska hi charcha
Chaaya bazaar mein
Bijli ke taar mein
Ladki ke pyaar mein!
Bole iqraar toh
Samjho inkaar mein
Laakho talatum hain
Iske izhaar mein
Bik gaye re bhaiya
Hum to yunhi udhaar mein
Bijli ke taar mein
Ladki ke pyaar mein
Phans gaye re bhaiya
Dekho hum to manjhdhaar mein!
- Khan M. Asim... 05/08/2012... 10:35 PM..!

Monday, July 30, 2007

something interesting!

Found it when i was looking for news...juss read it!

McDonald's, the world’s largest restaurant chain has been sued by a Chinese lawyer for not using Chinese language on their receipt. The receipt has only English language, which violates the consumers' right to know.

However, as per reports, McDonald's quoted as saying that it was not fair to accuse the company of not using Chinese as its advertisements and menus were all in Chinese, its staff all spoke Chinese and the receipts had changed into Chinese since July.

Earlier, similar controversies forced Starbucks coffee shop situated in Beijing, to close its business after facing years of opposition.

Infact, we indians can do the same!

Hindi hamari Rashtra-Bhasha hai...hehehehehee

What They Say

Arpita
ASIM KHAN. It was two years back in 2006 winters when I and asim became frnds on Orkut, and least two of us have thought that we’ll become best of friends. I need not to describe how asim is or special traits of him. His friends know him better that he is gem of person, awesome shayar (new ppl reading this, do read his blog and u'll be delighted.. really try IT! ) fabulous singer ,... philosopher of gen next.... very knowledgeable (that even if you are sitting at Nariman point with him asim may start teaching you world history or discuss life Alexandra or ohh look I forgt the names), So now! I think I really don’t need to tell how asim is. what more shud I say … he’s one person with very strong convictions. A true frnd, true human being.. You truly deserve best in life coz you are the BEST ....My TRUE friend...

Obaid Azam Azmi
Urdu Poetry in Mumbai/Bombay India:

In dinoN Urdu Shairy meiN jo chand Naujawaan apni jaanib logoN ki tawajjoh Mabzool karaane meiN Kaamiyaab nazar aate haiN un NaojawaanoN meiN Asim Khan aik achchhe aor suljhe huey Shair haiN. unki Shairi achchhii aor sachchi Shairi hai.Is ka isteqbaal kiya jaana chaahiye.
Obaid Azam Azmi
Mumbai - India
08/02/2009

sweety:

asim khan ya choudhary... ye sawaal maine usse kafi baar pucha tha... usne kuch bataya tha par ab woh mujhe yaad nahi mujhe uske shayari itne kuch samjh nahi atey.. par itna samajh pai hu dus pandrah salon me ki asim naam hi kafi hai.. use samajh ne ke liye.. jo usse ek baar baat karle toh unhe lagega ki ye insaan shayad kuch jyada hii badi badi batain karta hai.. par main bata du ki woh jo kehta hai woh karke dikhata hai.. log use shayad philosopher kahte hai, par mere liye toh woh philosophy ki book hi lagta hai....mujhe aaj bhi achi tarah se woh din yaad hai jab maine use ek problem me dekha tha during his junior colg, jab usne mujhe bataya ki he has changd his stream, i was stunned, par woh usne kafi asani se kiya tha, aur ab woh khus hai apne uss decision se, ab bhi uske life me kuch ups n downs chal rahe hai, n i now kno dat he vl overcum dis 2....all d best asim.. tc n keep in touch.

S.IMRAN
7/15/07

For asim-Truly a jack of all trades-I respect him for his upperhand over religious as well as worldly knowledge-A gem in true sense ...and I m not exxagerating!Have a terrific command over urdu....I respect u for this!Having an excellent P.R and against pyaar!Have a soft corner for sania and constantly after me to shift focus from maria to sania though he don't understand much of tennis..joking!Latest crush on hukka and favourite hang out mogal sarai!Received much flak for his hawas ka nanga naanch on alibaug beach (guys for that video do contact me)!He is desperate to do it again but on goa's beach and this time searching for companion ,for this he has uploaded his profile on shaadi.com,bharatmatrimony there r even more....................again joking!In plans to launch an agency and constantly struggling for it!Lasltly all in all a great guy and a good human being and ready to help even at the stroke of midnight!Wil attain great heights inshallah...........Last but not least Maria rocks!Take care ..
---------------------------------
This one coming straight from my heart to ur scraps!**When journalist's action speaks louder than words!!**
Saddam got hanged
bivash got banged
During the lec on homosexuality
Asim showed his abilities
To overcome the serpent and crush his mighty fangs!causing the lec to be jammed!
Asim's retaliation came out of miscommunication
during an ongoing contemporary session
Mutely standing Sagoo saw suitly dressed asim turning zidane and proved that mood swings whether it be a world cup zidane or our very own Asim khan!!
Because we don't learn contemporary issues..we make it!Forgive me as it is just a figment of imagination!Don't mind. Three cheers for ur act !!
1/14/07

shahzad

he is sincere , very friendly and very nice human being. god made very few human like asim , he is very hardworking guy , and he never see behind onece he decide to go ahead .

Priyanka

Asim ke baare me kya kahu jitna bolu utna kam hai. He's a very sweet frnd of mine. He's a great poet 1st of all. den he writes very well, he's a gr8 philosopher. Very honest Man n very helpful alwayz..He's a fun loving guy n itz fun 2 b around wid. He's very entertaining n alwayz guides me alot both profesionaly n personaly.The 1 thing i lik bout him is tht he's very Versatile n is very much focused on his goals. He's very hardworking n he proved himself in lyf. He did everything on his own whatever it is studies, job or anything.......He's a perfect man. hmmm..... n ya he's very religious as well. N whoever will b his wife in future she'll b d luckiest........ ma bhai! lolz! I Alwayz wish him luck n hope he gets everything in lyf, may his dreamz cum true n I pray god tht keep him Happy n Smiling forever............

Lokesh

ASIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!The real diomand.The most sweetest person i have ever meet.The most gental personality.The most caring friend.The most helping friend.The true friend.The idol guy for friendship................Thanks to the god for giving me ,such a wonderfull friend.....God bless u ASIM..may all u r dreams come true.................. may you get your true love all the best.

Renu Nauriyal

O.k Do you remember yourself In SY. I do......front row, keen,trying to go well but so many anxieties. By TY we had a different Asim in the journalism class, so much more at ease and sure of himself.

sins n signs

Monday, June 30, 2014

Suburban rail ho jaise!

Friday, May 23, 2014

Suburban rail ho jaise!

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Bijli ke taar mein..!

Monday, July 30, 2007

something interesting!

JOURNOSPY

In your opinion how journospy.com is?

MERI SHAYERI...

Google Website Translator Gadget

My Pictures

comments

About Me

What They Say

Followers

Labels

Links

Total Posts

Journospy

THE VOICE OF HEART