Monday, July 30, 2007

something interesting!

Found it when i was looking for news...juss read it!

McDonald's, the world’s largest restaurant chain has been sued by a Chinese lawyer for not using Chinese language on their receipt. The receipt has only English language, which violates the consumers' right to know.

However, as per reports, McDonald's quoted as saying that it was not fair to accuse the company of not using Chinese as its advertisements and menus were all in Chinese, its staff all spoke Chinese and the receipts had changed into Chinese since July.

Earlier, similar controversies forced Starbucks coffee shop situated in Beijing, to close its business after facing years of opposition.

Infact, we indians can do the same!

Hindi hamari Rashtra-Bhasha hai...hehehehehee

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !



Koi lafzon ka jaam pila gayi

Koi mujhko sote jaga gayi

Amrit si ghuli un baaton mein

Phir ek sapna dikha gayai

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Uski zuban ka apna rang

Woh ek nasha woh ek umang

Kuch khabrein aisi suna gayi

Mujhe so so ghote laga gayi

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Woh hosh-ruba, qatil meri

Ek meetha khanjar chala gayi

Milna to tha usse mujhse abhi

par jaane ab woh kahan gayi

Muntazir hun beitha PC pe

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Khan M. Asim...22/07/2007...11:15 AM...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Uske Swimming Pool Kinare!!!



Uske swimming pool kinare

Ek deewana rehta tha

Woh sabse hanskar milti thi

Aur deewana sehta tha

Woh jalpari, neem malboos

Raqs kiya jab karti thi

Ash ash karta bas deewana

Aahein bharta rehta tha!

Phir ek din bijli kadki...

Badal bole jaago pyaare

Raqqasa jun hi aayi panghat

Deewana lapak wahan pahuncha

Par soorat dekh uss mah-e-luqa ki

Woh phir sapnon mein jaa pahuncha

Raqqasa khoob thirakti thi

Deewana sang thirakta tha

Phir chutki baji...

Woh khulde bareen aankhon mein thi

Deewana makhmoor hua...

Phir dekhte rahe, dekhte rahe...

Yun hi sadiyaan guzar gayin

Aur phir dono qareeb aaye

Lab ba lab jun jaam pilaaye

Mausam ne phir naghme gaaye

Charind parind sab jhoom uthe

Mausam e baharan aa pahuncha

Dono hum aaghosh hue...

Tab...phir uss pari ne kaha

Tum ne itni der lagayi?

Deawana toh dhak se raha !!!

Usne kaha aisa kya kia?

Pari boli...

"Yeh raqs tumahri khaatir tha

Yeh husn tumhare sadqe tha

Roz o shab mein darti thi

Par tumpe qaatil marti thi!"

Deewaane ne choom lia!

Raqqasa sang jhoom lia...

Phir khatam hui saari tanhai

Agle pal dono deewane

lage pool mein dubki lagane

Saath aate the, saath jaate the

Hanskar sabko haath dikhaate !!!

Mein bhi uske pool pe hun...

Intezaar mein apni raqqasa ke

Kabhi woh deewana tha...

Aur aaj mein !!!

Uske swimming pool kinaare

ek deewana rehta tha...

Iske swimming pool kinaare

Ek Deewana Rehta Hai...!!!

- Khan M. Asim...13/07/2007...11:00AM...Train...

Monday, July 02, 2007

To stop train pull chain ! ! !

It’s being said that after serial blasts in Mumbai locals the railway department has taken several measures from technology to security for the safety of the commuters. But reality and the conditions shout a different story.

It was a frightening and thrilling experience. I boarded in a crowded Mumbai local’s 1st class coach from Wadala, as I have to change my EMU to reach at my place. Due to rush I was standing in the passage between the seats. The people were busy in their work, what ever they were doing, sleeping, reading and some in mobile chats.

Till Kurla everything was fine but when train reached near to Tilak Nagar station, the guy sitting on the window seat screamed “Saanp, Saanp, Saanp” (Snake). Listening to his words everyone became frighten. People started jumping and climbing on the seats and on each other. The situation was terrible, I, who was standing in the passage, was hanging on the overhead handle rod! In between somebody screeched to pull the chain. The guy near to the window tried many times, pulled the chain again and again. The train was on its as usual speed and didn’t stop.

Later people realised that it’s not a snake but some other thing, which is coming up and hammering the floor due to changing of tracks.

But I have a question, the train was supposed to stop if the chain has been pulled, but it did not, why? Was the motorman sleeping, he did not even bothered whether there is an emergency or not. In between train halted on two stations, Chembur and Govandi, people were screaming but no one from the railways or from security even turned to check the situation.

The government proudly says that it has controlled the situation and has taken measures to ensure the public safety. Is this a measure taken by it? Who will stop the train if the chain has been pulled? In case, if there had been a snake or a bomb then what?

- Khan M. Asim

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Phir Suni Uski Awaaz...!!!

Phir suni uski awaaz

Haiii........

Bas dil se aah nikalti hai...

Kai din se

Yeh duniya sooni sooni thi

Magar aaj

Woh madhur madhur jeevan dene wali boli

Phir se baharon ko awaaz de gayi......

Woh khilkhilahat o apnavat

Jo har begaane ko deewana bana de

Kehne ko shabd nahi

Likhne ko alfaaz nahi

Uski dhun se badhkar yaaron

Duniya mein koi saaz nahin...!!!

Kitne din hue.......

Dil murjha sa gaya tha

Halaq khushq o dimaagh sookha hua...

Har soch pe moch...!!

Magar aaj....

Uss raqqasa ke do bol se

Khamoshi sangeet ban gayi

Har lamha jhoom utha

Mausam bhi rangeen hai

Patta patta naha raha hai

Uska deedaar toh nahin

Magar uski awaaz hi

Apna jeevan hai...!!!

Woh jo kaanon mein amrit ghol gayi

Haan wahi khuld e bareen ki raqqasa

Jiski paazeb sapnon mein goonjti hai

Woh khalq e rahmani, dua e aabidi

Door hai magar dil mein hai

Wahi to hai...

Har mussavvir ki moorat

Har mussannif ki kahani

Kisi shayar ka deewaan

Aur hamare liye.......

Liwan e jamshedi......!!!!

- Khan M. Asim..23/06/2007...4:35 PM...

Aamade Gul e Shagufta .....!!!


Jannat mein khoobmaze mein tha phirkyun mein dehar me aa baitha

Uss gul ka shagufta hona tha aur dard jigar mein aa baitha

Woh chaand sifarish karta tha woh taare dard jagate the

Ubla toh mein itna ubla toofaan behar mein aa baitha

Yun bhatka saqi maqtal ko mein duniya saari bhool gaya

Manzil ko meine qatal kiya aur tere shehar mein aa baitha

Teri amaan mein dil mera tere haathon mein duniya hai

ASIM duaen bhool gaya aur taab e sehar mein aa baitha !!!

- Khan M. Asim...08/02/2007...8:15 AM...Train....

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Ek Paheli ?????

Arre sun saheli ek paheli

Duniya mein woh ek akeli

Aankhen goti Zulfein choti

Samajhti khudko hoti hoti

Badan se par hai moti moti

Shakal se laage dhenchi dhenchi

Zabaan chalaye jaise kaienchi...!!!!

Zara batlao toh kaun hai woh?????

- Khan M. Asim...13/06/2007...8:00 PM...

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Aaj Phir Nazron Mein Thi !!

Woh bewafa !

Do tarfa chaku

Sharafat jiska sheva nahin

Husn ke nashe mein sarshaar

Taqabbur ki moorat

Aaj phir nazron mein thi...!!!!

Sapaat chehra

Bagher kisi ehsaas ke

Woh jafakash

Jo kabhi saaqi na ban payi

Dasna jiski aadat hai

KOi badrooh ki soorat

Aaj phir nazron mein thi...!!!!

Saamna jab hua

Dimaagh khayalaat se khaali

Nazrein milin

Magar!!!

Unmein woh taab na thi

Ik ajab si jalan seene mein daud gayi...

Ehsaas usko bhi tha

Hawaas fakhta tha

Kuch ghabra gayi

Jo sirf waqti thi

Woh jaanti thi

Mein darne wala nahin...

Magar uski bewafai

Woh uski behayai

Mujhe udhed bun se nikal gayi

Woh Mehbooba e Shaddadi

Aulad e Dajjal...

Aaj phir nazron mein thi...!!!!

Na koi guft o shuned

Na koi izhaar e haal

Aur dil mein yahi sawaal...

Tumne aisa kyun kiya ????

Meine toh socha na tha...

Woh lajawaab o behijaab

Naar e Arzi ka Azaab

Aaj phir nazron mein thi...!!!!

- Khan M. Asim...09/06/2007...10:14 AM...Train

Friday, June 08, 2007

Usse Bichadke...!!!

Unki aankhon ne jo pilai masti...

Doobe gham saare kho gayi hasti !

Bichad ke usse yun laga humko

Umar bekaar zindagi sasti !

Yun kiya shikwa mohabbat mein jafakash se

Kho gaye mausam ujad gayi basti !

Aaj bhi kone se ghoorti rahe hai mujhe

Woh lamse gaisun har lahar dasti !

Yun toh ASIM jawaan hua lekin

Hai shauri har nafas kasti !!!

- Khan M. Asim

Sunday, June 03, 2007

! ! * * G O L D E N P O E M * * ! !

Dont know, how to start? but I am really thankful to Allah! Who responded positively on my duo o shikayat. Its really a miracle, i am still trying to believe it! I remember my tough time, i was hospitalised due to malaria (last stage of malaria). Every one was tensed and i was almost unconscious. Doctors asked daddy to write an application i. e. if anything happens during the treatment doctors wont be blamed for that and he, himself will be solely responsible for it. And he cried but signed it.

On next day was my first day of Vth sem exams. I wrote this poem (below)in the night and started pleading, that i will give my exams. After all discussions i was discharged against medical advise. Daddy and Arif Bhai used to accompany me to the exam center. Nobody gave me his/her notes, as they too were busy in their studies. After facing all these situations exams got over. And result was astonishing as my result was almost similar to others. I passed the semester without any ATKT, however 2 of my classmates failed in the same.

And with the time, My illness too vanished and health started improving. Now it was time to study hard for sem six, the last and the final examination. I started working for my projects and finished with full dedication. I scored well in projects too but people think " as i am Anand sir's favourite student he gave me more marks than them". "Sugar-Coated" this is something they call me.

But the fortune says a different story, the suger coated not only scored well in projects but in theory too. I not only covered the over all margin but also became the only student (in my college) to score a distinction and topped the six semester exams. And now I am unable to handle myself, really happy and enjoying the life to fullest. Looking forward for better future. And i know the future is more bright, this is just the beginning of life.

This really means i am "sugar coated" otherwise how can i score this much...THANK GOD I AM SUGAR COATED.

This poem i wrote when i was hospitalised due to malaria. And this really having a major impact on my life...You too read it....and pray to GOD !!
********************************************


Jisne paida kiya yeh zameen aasman

Hai woh saare zamane ka malik kahan

Yun to Khaliq hai woh aur Raziq bhi hai

Par pareshaniyon me gaya woh kahan.........!

Han tu shahrag se bhi meri nazdeeq hai

Mujhse parda na kar apna jalwa dikha

Apna raham o karam zara mujhpe luta

Bhej mujhko wahan sukoon mile hai jahan.....!

Tere ahkaam ko mein na bhoola kabhi

Tu meri zindagi ko ab yun na bujha

Halat-e-zaar hai banda bemaar hai

Apni takhleeq ko bakhsh de tu shifa

Tera deedar ho itna armaan hai

Ae Malik mere tu nihan hai kahan....!

Mere qalb-o-jigar tere paband hain

Jaam-e-jamshed tu mujhko karde ataa

Meri dhadkanon me tera geet hai

Hai tera naam meri ragon me rawan....!

Tera mehmaan hai aur musalmaan hai

Kare kya kare woh pareshaan hai

Itna ahsaan kar jeena aasaan kar

Pass karne de mujhko mera imtihan....!

Mana maghroor hai ASIM mazoor hai

Maaf karde tu meri har ek khataa

Bakhsh de tu mujhe aur tandrust kar

Ba-sadqae Sayyade(PBUH) dono jahaan...!



Khan M. Asim ....07/10/2006...

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

bas ek sher....

Bechain hain hawayein, ghatayein shabaab par

Baaqi tika hai saathi tere jawaab par

Dekho baharein phir se maharbaan hain huin

Hum bhi hue hain dher teri chashme sharaab par

Tu ne kiya tha ghair se milne ka gham mere

Tere hain hum tere har safhe kitaab par....

.........continued.....still writing...
plzz wait for complete song..

- khan m. asim...30/05/2007
******************************************

Koi safar mein rehta hai koi intezaar mein

Kaamiyab kab hua hai koi tere pyaar mein ?

- khan m. asim...30/05/2007

Sunday, May 27, 2007

! ! W A N T E D ! !

So now I have a licence to marry too. I am looking for an old lady. Age around 65, hairs white, face dry. She should have atleast +5.5 specs (Chashme baddoor ho). She should have atleast three children. All of them should be working. I will be more happy if she can't cook...I will be happy if she sits on a wheel chair...I will be happy if she is toothless (toothless tigress). Who can afford my mobile bill, GF's kharcha paani n ofcourse my night shifts (working timings...ufff.. dont think so much)... n so on n so on...Then we will romance till the end of atleast her life. So what if Amitabh romanticising with 30 yr old lady...She too have a right to marry a 21 yrs old fool (ofcourse a wise fool)...

(Unke budhape mein hamari jawani janam legi)

If you are a female, above 60 looking for a kid, an energetic husband, a young n talented (hope so) journalist then you are at right place…

But: situation is vacant till 27th May 2007 after that no chance, so propose me as soon as possible...

You can comment here or contact me...

The name is Khan...Asim Khan.....

For Me...Happy B'day.....

Now I am dedicating it to..I, Me, Myself...

Fariyaad kar raha hun yeh din hamesha aaye

Kismat banane waala khud aap muskuraye

Usne banaya tumko kuch khaak mein milake

Tum khaak bhi bane toh auron ke kaam aaye

gar che baeed ho tum mein jaanta hun isko

Alfaaz mere tumko behad qareeb laaye

Ab kya kahun mein tumse fariyaad kar raha hun

Yeh din hamesha aaye yeh hamesha aaye.......!!!

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahaha

- Khan M. Asim

Friday, May 25, 2007

Global warming and Quran

Global warming and Quran
Global warming is a major problem the world facing today..But Allah has warned us 1400 years ago about it. Its there in Holy Quran in Surah Ra'd...Ayyah 41...


13:41 See they not that We gradually reduce the land (in their control) from its outlying borders? (Where) Allah commands, there is none to put back His Command: and He is swift in calling to account.

Topics discussed in this Verse:
[Allah:calls to account] [Allah's attributes:Swift in taking account]

Awalam yaraw anna natee alarda nanqusuha min atrafiha waAllahu yahkumu la muAAaqqiba lihukmihi wahuwa sareeAAu alhisabi

Think over it......!!!

Asim

Allah o Akbar

* * ! ! H A M D ! ! * *

Ankhon mein nami honton pe dua

Tera naam liya dil thaam liya

Jun sajdah kiya aaraam kiya

Tere naam ne maala maal kiya !

Jungle mein shajar sehra mein chatar

Kashti ka bhanwar mein saath diya

Kya kya na kiya tu ne ehsaan

Shehrag mein rooh ko daal diya !!

Ji bhar ke diya man o salwa

Pyason ko zam zam aam kiya

ASIM pe karam maa baap ka sar

Roshan mustaqbil haal kiya !!!

Khan M. Asim....25/05/2007
(train....9:25 AM)

Saturday, May 19, 2007

!! MUJRIM !!


Maktab se nikla toh maqtal mein pahuncha

Maqtal mein pohuncha toh mulzim bana mein

Woh zaalim jo aaya mazloom bankar......

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!!

Na likhtam ko samjha na baktam ko samjha

Na ashkon ko samjha na shikwon ko samjha

Na mahfil ko samjha na majlis ko jaana

haan jise tau aaya meri har ada pe...

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!!

Na aaghaaz jana na anjaam jana

Mera naam lekar ke ungli uthana

jise bas padi apni awaargi ki...

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!!

Khayalon khoya raha bekhabar mein

Milne ko jisse raha besabar mein

Jab jafaon ka usne himalya giraya...

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!

Sapnon mein har dum ussi ko tha paya

khudi se bhi ziyada usse dil lagaya

Usse bhi jab paya khada dushmanon mein...

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!!

Maqtal mein jis dum se ASIM hai aaya

Kisi ke bhi raham o karam ko na chaha

Woh zaalim jo aaya mere qaatilon mein

Mujhe qaatilon ka bhi qaatil banaya

Ussi ne kaha tha yahi hai woh mujrim

jise dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!

Usse dekhkar phir mujrim bana mein !!!!!!!!
..............................................
- Khan m Asim 29/06/2006

Kya mein mujrim hun?? mera jurm kya hai???

Mera gunaah yeh hai ki mein begunaah hun...

mera jurm yeh hai ki meine koi jurm nahin kya...

mere maktab hi mera maqtal kyun????
................................................

awaaz e khalq gar ke naqqarah e khuda hai...

kya teri sada mein ASIM dil e bekaran nahin hai...
.......................

Aman ka pujari..insaaf ka taalib....matloob e hawalaat kyun???....yeh aisi takleef hai ki darwazah band kardun to roshandaan se jhaankti hai....magar jawaab...kuch nahin..ek lambi khamoshi...tareeki...mayyoosi...gham o alam...
zameen pani ki pyaasi hai aur hum khoon se sinchai kar rahe hain..
wah...wah!!!!

Friday, May 11, 2007

!!!! Lafze Mohabbat !!!!


Koi shayar bana koi ghafil hua...

Koi khuda e mohabbat hua...!!

Koi bekhabar koi bakhabar koi bekas hua,

Koi charahgar koi rahguzar,

Koi Hatim sakhi e mohabbat hua...!!

Tumhi sochlo manzoor kya hai tumhen...

Gar che badnaam ho magar naam ho

Tumhari hi bahon mein bas shaam ho

Jo pardah uthaon to deedaar ho...

Tumhara hi jalwah bas aam ho...!!!

Kise hai khudi kise bekhudi...

Tumhare hi dum se hai yeh maikashi..

Tumhari hi aankhon se duniya hansi..

Tumhari adaon mein duniya phansi...

Itna armaan abto mera yaar hai...

Dekhun nigahon mein kya pyaar hai..?

Tu bhi anjaan hai mein bhi anjaan hun

Phir bhi hai raaton mein mehfil jawaan...!!!!

Aisi kya baat hai kaisa ahsaas hai?

Na hi deedaar hai phir bhi tu paas hai...!!

Kaisi yeh aas hai kaisi yeh pyaas hai...?

Yeh mujhe tu bata ae mere saathiya.....??

Liwan-e-jamshed tu, Rooh e khuld-e-bareen...

Kabhi jalwah to apna dikha de zara.......

Kya hai lafz e mohabbat sikha de zara...!!!

Khan M. Asim....7:36 Pm...10/05/2007

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Yeh kaisi khushi??

Har lafz sadaqat wala tha

Har lafz mohabbat ka dariya

Tum paar gaye hum doob gaye

Tum usme khush hum isme khush!!

Khan m. Asim...09/05/007

K O I .... K A I S E ?????



Koi kaise naaraaz ho sakta hai?

Kisi ki ek baat se chand alfaaz se!

Tum hi se wabasta har khwaab kar diya

Tum hi pe munhasir har jawaab kar diya

Magar aaj tumne..........

Humko lajawaab kar diya!!!!!

Najane kiya kya tamannaien piro li thin

Ek hi kachche dhaage mein

Magar ek zara si lachak....

Poori tarah udhed gayi!!

Ab tum chahe nuksaan karo chahe karo dukhan...

Ab kuch na kahega ASIM KHAN!!!!

Tumhari har baat keel ki manind dil mein gadh gayi...

Meine socha na tha....kabhi aisa bhi hoga....?

Tum najane kaunse Aalam mein ho?

Najane kyun anjaan banti ho....

Kabhi in aansuon ko bhi moti samjho....

Shayad kuch qeemat samajh aajaye!!!!

Tumhara woh dil dehlane wala payaam

Aur uspe woh tursh o tikha lafzon ka jaam...

Mano mujhe beech bazaar barhana kar raha ho....!!!

Zamane ki har oonch neech samajhti ho...

Magar meri har baat pe aitraaz!

Kisi baat ka khayaal tak nahin...

Jo izhaar nahi karte woh bhi aashiq hi hote hain...

Namard nahi hote...

Kuch majbooriyaan zaroor hoti hain..

Zamane mein rehkar apni kishti bahao

Warna koi na puchega.....

Magar iska matlab yeh nahi ke

Mohabbat se anjaan hojao...

Lekin kuch baatein dil mein rahen to behtar hai...

Har baat zubaan ki mohtaaj nahi hoti...!!!

Kaun kehta hai tum ghalat ho??????

Magar sahi saabit karo to mein janun...!!!

Mein bhi koi saadhu nahin......

Magar yeh duniya hai jeene nahi degi....

gar apna samajhte ho...to apna samjho bhi....

Begana har koi hai!!!!

Deewana har koi hai...

Par..

Parwana har koi nahin...!!!

Meri nazar se duniya dekho....

Duniya bhi dekho jhoomti hai...

Raqs karo tum bhi RAQQASA......

Khoob karo tum athkheliyaan....

Par yaad rakho kuch baaton ko...!!!

Meine jisko chaha hai usko apne dil se poocho...

Yun hi to koi deewana nahi...apne man o an se poocho!!

Har guzarish har tamanna vaaste hai aapke...

Chahe rakkho ya thukrao.....

Par hum se yun tum door na jao...!!!

Koi kaise naraaz hosakta hai???

Kisi ki ek baat se chand alfaaz se...

Ab tum chahe nuksaan karo chahe karo dukhan...

Ab kuch na kahega ASIM KHAN!!!!

Khan M. Asim...2:47 AM..09/05/007

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

**!!!! LIWAN E JAMSHEDI !!!**


Kabhi chaaku kabhi qalam banti thi nigahen

Har maddeh mein uski tehreer jawaan thi

Taqarrur bhi kiya usne to naam na poocha mera

Bas uski nigaah mein meri tasveer ayaan thi

Taghaful bhi kiya usne aur todi sipar bhi

Yun nazuk thi magar woh shamsheer jawaan thi

Kooche mein shab o din ke rehti thi khadi woh

Woh shola badan dore lahoo yakseer rawaan thi

Uski nigah mein qaid mein zamane ke saath tha

Baandha tha usne sabko woh zanjeer jahaan thi

Khulde bareen mein aaj bhi khoi hai kahin woh

Woh raqqasa hunar-mand taqdeer jahaan thi

Liwan -e- Jamshedi ko yun ASIM na pee saka

Sehne ko taab noor ki tadbeer kahaan thi!!

Khan M. Asim 15/04/2007....