Anokhi...!

Dekho...usse dekho...

Dekho woh udd gayi...

Abhi yahin thi iss daal par,

Ab kahan?...Badalon mein jhoom rahi hai...

Yeh kaisa naghma isne cheda hai???

Dekho...dekho, dekho...

Usne palkein jhukai hain...

Arre yeh kya?...yeh aasmaan...!

Woh kahan gayi?

Abhi nazar aati hai, abhi gum hojati hai

Jaadugarni hai!!!

Aksar mere saath rehti hai...

Kabhi hansne lagti hai, kabhi khafa khafa si...

Dekho kis tarah iss shaakh par beithi hai..!

Chul buli si...har ik ko jagati...

Titliyaan bhi uske sang hain,

Bhaunre bhi uske hamraah hain...

Khatkhata rahi hai, mere dil ka darwazah...

Aur ab..........

Woh anokhi!!!! mere saath hai...

Jhoomti, gungunati...muskurati,

Mujhe makhmoor karti, adaye nirvani...

mere sang hai...

Mujhe hansa rahi hai....

Aasmani raqs karti...raqqasa...

Meri raqqasa...aur mein uska shedai...

Neinon se pilati, meri baahon mein...

Mere paas...anokhi si...meri raqqasa...

Aaah....haiiiiii.......!

- Khan M. Asim...30/04/2008...3:13PM...Train...

Zindagi khoobsurat lagti hai..!

Zindagi karvantein badalti hai

Nakaam, kabhi kaamyaab karti hai

Kabhi kaanton ki sejh deti hai

Kabhi phulon se daaman bharti hai

Kabhi shaah e raah ban jaaye yeh

Kabhi dhool mein bikharti hai

Shafaq manind hai rang iske

Zindagi har rang mein nikharti hai

Hai shikayat dard o ghum ASIM

Zindagi khoobsurat lagti hai...!

-Khan M. Asim...13/06/2005...9:25 AM...first day of SYBMM..!

Haan tera naam hai..!

Surmai shaam hai aur wahi jaam hai

Bas gaya jo yahan haan tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Bhoolkar haan tujhe ji na paaye koi

yaad kar ke tujhe marna paaye koi

Aasmaan par likha bas tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Aarzoo, justuju teri mehfil ki hai

Har dua ki sada haan tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Tu ne chaha jise mein wahi raam hun

Gopiyon ki kasam mein tera shyaam hun

Krishna ki baansuri ke suron mein dhala

Meetha meetha sa pyaara tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Iss jahan mein hai kya jo hai tera nahin

Raat tu, chaandni aur savera hai tu

Tu hai arshe bareen pe basera kiye

Inn labon pe machalta tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Zindagi ki kasam mere mehboob sun

Aashiqi bas tu hi hai tu hi meri dhun

Jud gaya jo yaha haan tera naam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai

Surmai shaam hai aur wahi jaam hai

Haan tera naam hai haan tera naam hai...!

- Khan M. Asim...27/04/2008...9:00 PM...

Life...!

Hmmmmm, well sitting in the office and getting damn bored. Since long time I haven’t interacted through my blog. Life is going through a rough patch, where I am just slogging. Don’t know where it will lead to me? Sometimes I am damn excited but sometimes all cry and pain takes place.

Working as a broadcast journalist is really amazing but it’s most terrible too, and when it comes to our beloved, elected, selected ‘monsters’, these bloody politicians, I find India nowhere, I can say Amitabh Bachchan can’t act better than them, infact nor he neither SRK stands nearby them. I met one BJP MLA, he talked to me very amiably but it’s agreed that he was nowhere interested in the matter for which he is raising his voice, well issue is of minority and we know how much his party supports minority. He pleaded in front of me to do anything but anyhow bring RJ to India and help him in solving the problem, well it was very dramatic, can’t express in words.

Ofcourse, I enjoy this task, meeting new people of different frame of mind every day. Well, its time to go, I have an appointment will continue after finishing the story. And yes, one announcement, I am in Love! Hahahaha….shall I name her here? NO…she won’t allow me. Look it’s officially announced now, Daddy are u listening or reading to it?

Tu agar aankh chura le toh mazaah aa jaaye...!

Ghum agar tujhse ghalat ho toh nasha hi kaisa?

Tu agar aankh chura le toh mazaah aa jaaye

Tu agar saaz bajaye to koi baat nahin

Tu agar fitna karegi toh mazaah aa jaaye

Tu ne mehfil mein charaghon ko jalaya hai bahut

Tu agar aag laga de toh mazaah aa jaaye

Tu ne shaahi se faqeeri ka amal mujhko diya

Tu agar peer meri ho toh mazaah aa jaaye

Tujhse milkar abhi shaam hai mehki mehki

Tu agar rang-e-shafaq ho toh mazaah aa jaaye

Lams-e-geisun ka nasha rumaal de kabtak

Tu agar ghoont pila de toh mazaah aa jaaye

Tu ne ASIM ko jeene ki nayi reet sikhayi

Tu agar haath badha de toh mazaah aa jaaye

- Khan M. Asim...23/04/2008...11:30 AM...

Saltanat-e-Aasimii ko, haan sanam ikhtiyaar kar..!

Tumse saawan ke hain kai rang sajaye meine

Mere sarkaar kabhi mujhse khafa na hona

Tumko dekha, tunmko chaha meine har ik lamha

Mere sarkaar kabhi mujhse judaa na hona.........
................,,,,,,,...............!

Teri baaton mein masti, tere naina hain nashtar

Zamane se kya darna, hain hum toh mast qalandar

Tere gaisun mein khushbu, honth tere madhushala

Jo inko haath laga de, ban jaaye qismat-waala

Rang hilali ang jalali, teri duniya hai dilwali

Ab ke mujhko haath lagake, khushbu dede jannatwali

Teri tadpan mere dil mein, Naam tera mobile bill mein

Mujhko ab deedaar de, jaana mujhko pyaar dede

Meri har saanson mein pal ja, mehfil ke rangon mein dhal ja

Tu nahin meri qismat mein, meri qismat ko badal ja

Hukum ki taameel kar tu, dil ko mere yaar kar

Saltanat-e-Aasimii ko, haan sanam ikhtiyaar kar..!

- Khan M. Asim...11/04/2008...10:20 AM...Train...!

Aaine ko dekh kar hi dilruba ghabra gayi!

Ishq mein toofan tsunami najane kitne aayenge

Aaine ko dekh kar hi dilruba ghabra gayi

Pyaar kar na gar gunaah hai pyaar mein bhi hai mazah

Naar-e-arzi ke ghazab se dilruba ghabra gayi

Woh pari-ru jab kabhi chilman zara sarka gayi

Taab e jalwah seh na paayi chaandni itra gayi

Jald hi tu meri hogi ab mera aur hai hi kya

Baatein meri sochkar hi dilruba sharma gayi

Teri baatein roz-o-shab ki mere rukh pe hain ayan

Dairon mein ghoomkar hi dilruba ghabra gayi

Hum toh nishachar the hi the tumko bhi ghum ne le liya

Aap hi baaton se apni dilruba ghabra gayi

Asim ko phir se choom le hone de kitna faasla

Sach kahun marr jaonga gar tu mujhe thukra gayi!

Khan M. Asim...01/04/2008...8:30 AM...for fool's love on fool's day!

Mazhabi diwaar se na baandho dil ko!

Mazhabi diwaar se na baandho dil ko

Yeh musaafir hai chala jaane do

Rang aur nasal ka hataa do pehra

Uska chehraa nazar aane do

Yun to shab-khun na chalao dil par

Uski aankhon ka nasha chaane do

Sirf guftaar se diwaana na karo

Toor-e-dil ko bhi jala jaane do

Zindagi saaz banaa do meri

Apne rukh se bhi hawa aane do

Matlabi dost samajhlo chaahe

Meri khushiyon ko mujhe paane do

Ab ke ASIM se juda hona na

Apni chilman ki ghata chaane do...!

- Khan M. Asim...31/03/2008...3:42 PM...Media Monks Office...!

Tujhse milkar tujhe bata dunga...!

Murjhe murjhe se jazbaat liye

Har aansu mein ik aas liye

Phir teri jaanib lafzon ko hawa deta hun

Aa tujhe har raaz bata deta hun...

Mujhko deewana banakar koi bharam na dena

Dil todna ho toh muskura dena

Koi zaroorat nahin hai mujhse milne ki

Gar umar-bhar hai juda juda rehna

Chaandni kyun pareshaan hai?

Raat ka kaam hai dagha dena...

Tu meri ho nahin sakti

Kya yeh sach hai bata mujhko?

Koi toh dard hoga seene mein

Aisi khaamoshi na dikha mujhko

Tu ne samandar ko aaj khoda hai

Gehraiyon se na dara mujhko...

Ab ke milkar tujhe bata dunga

Kyun sitaare rahen hain gardish mein?

Tere daaman pe kyun hai daagh nahin?

Kyun harasaan hai aaj khilwat bhi?

Tere neinon ko sab dikha dunga

Tujhse milkar tujhe bata dunga...!

- Khan M. Asim...23/03/2008...12:25 PM...ETV News office...Hyderabad!

!!! Ghazal !!!

Kab tak chupayega zamaane se

Ishq chupta nahin chupaane se

Yeh woh aansu hai job eh nikla

Yeh to banta nahin banaane se

Kitne sarkash jawan hue ismein

Kitne daanaa hue diwaane se

Tere daaman tak toh aa pahuncha

Phir bhi milte nahin bahaane se

Safar mein har dum hi tera paas raha

Khayaal badhte rahe bhulaane se

Tujhko sunkar humein khushi milti

Taazgi tere bulaane se...

Tujhko sunni hain nayi nayi baatein

Apne jumley wahi puraane se

Asim asim sada kia tu ne

Kitne apne hain hum begaane se

- Khan M. Asim...09/03/2008...5:45 PM...in train...Mumbai to Hyderabad..!

!!! Khauf !!!

Ik ajab khauf se dil ghabrata hai

Jab tera naam diwaaron se ubhar aata hai

Phir mere lafze baghavat ko hain woh dete dawat

Jab koi saaya teri simt ubhar aata hai

Teri baaton ko guftaar samajh lun kasie

Dard dil se aankhon mein utar aata hai

Ik tere dum se mehfil ko munnawwar samjha

Aaj har simt andhera hi nazar aata hai

Tu nahin saath rahegi umar bhar yun hi

Bas yahi sochte waqt guzar jaata hai

Haan, tere naam pe ilzam na aane denge

Ishq dushnaam hawaon se darr jaata hai

Kitna roka, sanbhalta nahin ASIM lekin

Tere chin jaane ke khauf se mar jaata hai...!

- Khan M. Asim…03/03/2008...9:30 PM...Train...

!!! Ghazal !!!

Aaj phir ishq ghum ka hai fasana

Manzar ko mere aise darata hai zamana

Pehle hi taghaful ke sitam kum na the dil pe

Aur yeh sanam judai lagti hai qaatilana

Ustaad sikhate hain mohabbat ke gur humein

Yeh bhi nahin dekha ke beitha hai diwana

Socha karein tujhe shub o roz har paher

Saanson mein tera naam dil mein hai tarana

Tujhse tajjalli paakar purnoor hogaya

Varna kahan yeh mehfil kahan apna hai thikana

Teri zamin ko dekhkar shaadaab hogaya

Gulshan mein gul khile mausam hai modabana

Tujh-sung qamar, atarud, mirreekh jhoomte hain

Shamsi teri nazar, jalwah hai kehkashana

Inaam jo bhi de tu, de apne mayaar jaisa

Gar zindagi nahin toh ajal hai faatehaana

Makhmoor yun hai ASIM aata nahin nazar

Arpan hua hai tujhpe rehta hai Aarifana

- Khan M. Asim…29/02/2008…4:35 AM…

!!! Nishachar !!!

Zindagi ka khel dekho jeet bhi hai haar mein

Tu ne ujala kar diya haan mere sansaar mein...

Chakkar hain chakkar hain teri zulfon mein guftaar mein

Haan nishachar hogaya hun jaanam tere pyaar mein...!

Lamha lamha, manzar vanzar, jhoomta saara aalam hai

Zindagi ko mod de jo aisi tu haan baalam hai

Jaadu tera aisa chala, mujhko nahin kuch bhi pata

Khoya khoya, jaaga soya, aisa mera aalam hai

Jal gaya har ek deepak aaj toh aandhkaar mein

Chakkar hain chakkar hain teri zulfon mein guftaar mein

Haan nishachar hogaya hun jaanam tere pyaar mein...!

Kaisa socha, kaisa paaya, mausamon ne palta khaya

khizaan mein patte jhad rahe the, phir baharan laut aaya

Bulbulon ne geet gaaye, nadaan gul phir hans pada

Bhavnre bhavnre har goshe mein abar ishq ka baras pada

Shaakhein tani gulshan mein aaj, hain phool saare qataar mein

Chakkar hain chakkar hain teri zulfon mein guftaar mein

Haan nishachar hogaya hun jaanam tere pyaar mein...!

Mukhtalif baaton mein teri, mukhtalif andaaz hain

Khil-khila ke jo tu hansde bajte saare saaz hain

Tera milna aise mujhse, aisa apna qareeb aana

Ramz o kina mein kyun kahun, hum waqt ki awaaz hain

Khushbuen hi chai hain dilbar tere kirdaar mein

Chakkar hain chakkar hain teri zulfon mein guftaar mein

Haan nishachar hogaya hun jaanam tere pyaar mein...!

- Khan M. Asim...27/02/2008...5:00 AM...

Muntazir...!

Tumhari baatein naseem e subha

Woh hanste hanste kiran ka khilna

Na jane kab in sehro shab mein

Hoga tumse hamara milna...!

Aaloodgi se bhari yeh duniya

Kahin humein bhi tod na de

Isi ka darr hai jo khaaye jaaye

Kahin yeh mausam mod na de...!

Farsh pe yeh daastan hain

Arsh pe sargoshiyan

kar rahi hain buland parcham

Aaj phir khamoshiyan...!

Muntazir hain tumhare ab bhi

Saare manzar, khwaab mere

Hain shams o tariq sawaal karte

Tumhare neinun jawaab mere...!

Jo aa gayi tum kisi paher mein

Kya hamara yahan se hilna

Tumhari baatein naseem e subha

Woh hanste hanste kiran ka khilna...!

- Khan M. Asim...22/02/2008...5:20 AM...

Diwana waar phirta hun...!

Ajab halaat hain mere

Diwana waar phirta hun

Tumhare saath rehta hun

Tumhi se baat karta hun

Girta hun, sanbhalta hun

Sanbhalkar phir mein girta hun

Ajab halaat hain mere

Diwana waar phirta hun...!

Kahin pe dard uthta hai

Kahin pe ik chubhan si hai

Yeh tanhai go qatil hai

Tumhari anjuman si hai

Tumhara naam aajaye

Sharam se aah bharta hun

Ajab halaat hain mere

Diwana waar phirta hun...!

Tumhare raaz ko aise

Chupaon kab talak dil mein

Hazaaron haath uthte hain

Meri janib haan mehfil mein

Tumhe hai kya koi parwah?

Kyun lamha lamha marta hun

Ajab halaat hain mere

Diwana waar phirta hun...!

Tumhi meri duaon mein

Tumhi ho shairy meri

Tumhi haan jaane gulshan ho

Tumhi se daastan meri

Mein jiss raah ko nikalta hun

Tumhi se mein guzarta hun

Ajab halaat hain mere

Diwana waar phirta hun...!

- Khan M. Asim...21/02/2008...2:00 AM...

!!! Machchar !!!

Hi...This poem I wrote when i was hospitalised (Oct-Nov 2006) due to Malaria (last stage of Malaria) and everyone near & dear to me was tensed because of the dying condition. Doctors said if anything happens to me they won't be responsible and asked my father to sign an application for that. Well, Mashallah now I am fine, though recently met with an accident and received some serious back injury...well, well, well, you enjoy the poem...!

Saaqi zara mujhe bhi aisi dawa pila de

Behosh in ragon ko sote se jo jaga de

Malaria, Typhoid, Cholera ho na Dengue

Inn saale machcharon ko ghar se mere bhaga de

Na kaathen phir kisi ko na bemaar koi hoye

Bedank inko karke, langda inhein bana de

Har saal meri mehfil ujdi isi ke dum se

Awaaz bhi lage toh bemaar yeh bana de

Bijli agar gayi toh machta hai shor inka

Naala agar mile toh ghar apna yeh basa de

Hai gandagi alamat! tauba meri malamat

Achche bhale khade ko bekaar yeh bana de

Bemaare machcharon ka kuch elaaj tu bata de

Gar itna na ho sake toh itna hi kaam karde

Woh bhi teri khalaq hai, mein bhi teri khalaq hun

Insaan usse bana de! Machchar mujhe bana de!!!

- Khan M. Asim...06/10/2006...11:00 AM...

!!! Taghaful !!!

Aa andaaz aise tujhe hum sikhayein

Yeh mausam, nazaareh sabhi jhoom jayein

Khayalon mein dilbar tere geet gayein

Tassaovurr mein tujhse hi nazrein milayein

Taghaful tera humko jeene na dega

Aa gulshan mein phoolon ka ik ghar banayein...!

Yeh vaadah hamara sanam javedaan hai

Gawah hain yeh taare gawah kehkashan hai

Teri aarzu pe hai yeh zindagani

Tujhi se baharan tujhi si khizan hai

Mohabbat ka mausam jo jata rahega

Taghaful tera humko jeene na dega

Aa andaaz aise tujhe hum sikhayein

Aa gulshan mein phoolon ka ik ghar banayein...!

Yeh shab ke ujale, yeh khaame ye aale

Kyun meena hai kehta uthale uthale

Yahi ishq ki haan sanam intiha hai

Ke dil bhi tera hai zahen bhi hawale

Har lamha magar humse kehta rahega

Taghaful tera humko jeene na dega

Aa andaaz aise tujhe hum sikhayein

Aa gulshan mein phoolon ka ik ghar banayein...!

Bhala kis liye zindagi hai diwaani

Abhi hai mohabbat abhi hai jawani

Aa rangeen bana dein har goshe jahan ko

Zameen ko na chodein na hade aasmaani

Tera naam arshe bareen pe rahega

Taghaful tera humko jeene na dega

Aa andaaz aise tujhe hum sikhayein

Aa gulshan mein phoolon ka ik ghar banayein...!

-Khan M. Asim...15/02/2008...3:25 AM...

Mein Aur Mera Aks...!

Ek hi sikke ke do pehlu

Mein aur mera aks

Jab bhi apas mein takrate hain

Ek-doosre mein kami paate hain

Usko mujh mein sirf khaami nazar aati hai

Aur mujhe usmein koi khoobi nazar nahin aati

Mein udaas, duniya se bezaar

har jazbe se bezarar

Carter Road ke saahil par beitha

Apna tajziya karta hun

Kya mein bilkul chughad hun?

Aakhir mujh mein itni khaamiyan kyun?

Kya mein achcha insaan nahin?

Mein bhi ussi khaak se bana hun

Jisse aur log,

Toh phir itna farak kyun?

Mera aks jawab deta hai

Jo ke ab lehron mein bat chuka hai

Woh mujhe yaad dilata hai...

Woh anjaani ghaltiyaan

Jinko mein nazar-andaaz karta hun

Aur dujon ki nazar se gir jaata hun,

Phir mein sochta hun

Yeh doosre meri shakhsiyat mein kahan se aaye?

Kya mein tanha nahin ji sakta

Aks jawaab deta hai...

"Abe bevakoof..!

Tu tanha akela kya karega?

Apne liye na sahi, samaaj ke liye to ji

Woh bhi zara dhang se..."

Uski yeh kadvi kasili baatein

Mein sun leta hun...

Phir woh bhayanak si hansi

Aur woh lehron mein bat jaata hai

Magar...

Zahen mein ik naya khayaal janam leta hai...

Samaaj seva se mujhe kya milega?

Jab mujh mein khaamiyan thin

Isne mujhe thukra diya...

Kya samaaj sirf achchai ka naam hai?

Yeh toh iski khudgarzi hai

Khudko achcha kehelwaane ke liye

Achchon ko talaash karta hai...

Toh phir...Hum jaison ka kya?

Mein yeh sochkar mutnaffur,

Khudko be-yaar-o-madadgaar mehsoos karta hun

Phir samaaj se bezaar hojata hun...

Woh phir bhayanak si hansi ke saath aata hai

Phir wahi takrao...

Uska wahi lecture,

Aur Mein...

Paththaron se usse bhagane ki koshish karta hun...

Magar woh phir bhi haqeeqat keh jata hai

Mein phir isi jhooti duniya mein kho jaata hun

Apne zameer ki talaash mein...

Aur woh lehron mein muskurata hai

Hain toh hum ek hi sikke ke do pehlu,

Magar ek doosre se juda juda,

Woh mashriq to mein maghrib!

-Khan M. Asim...20/07/2004...Afternoon...Carter Road, Bandra...

Kaise? tumhe keh dun...!

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko

Ghum ko haan chupa dun, mausam ko sula dun

Kaise koi mein yun iqraar kar lun?

Kaise koi mein han inkaar kar dun?

Jo tum keh do, keh dun mein saari hi baatein

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko...!

Kharaman kharaman chalan apna goya

Jo gul bhi yan roya tabbussum se roya

Tumhe dhoondti hain yeh kiski nigahein

Koi kyun hai jaaga? koi kyun na soya?

Jo tum keh do, keh dun mein saari hi baatein

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko...!

Nakaamiyon ka yeh kaisa bahana

Jise pyaar karna usse bhool jaana

Nahin mujhse kehna ki taqdeer hai yeh

Muqaddar ko haathon se apne banana

Jo tum keh do, keh dun mein saari hi baatein

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko...!

Agar tum kabhi humse iqraar kar lo

Lamha barabar hi haan pyaar karlo

Ehsaas tumko sanam tab yeh hoga

Aasaan nahin bas kaha pyaar karlo

Jo tum keh do, keh dun mein saari hi baatein

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko...!

Sooni, tarasti, yeh mehfil yeh shaamein

Kyun aise judai mein hum geet gaayein

Chalo tum bhi humse haan izhaar kar do

Haan duniya ko lafze wafa hum sikhayein

Jo tum keh do, keh dun mein saari hi baatein

Kaise? tumhe keh dun, nahin chahta tumko...!

-Khan M. Asim...09/02/2008...8:50 AM...

Mausam-e-ishq aur tanhaiyaan...!

Mausam-e-ishq aur tanhaiyaan

Yaadein tumhari yeh angdaiyan

jalayen, jagayen humein yun rulayen

Tumhari haan baaton ki parchaiyaan

Mausam-e-ishq aur tanhaiyaan...!

Aankhon mein tum ho, baaton mein tum ho

Dhadkanon mein hamari haan saanson mein tum ho

Tumhara hi dil o zahen pe hai saaya

Tum hi tum ho har sun kitaabon mein tum ho

Yeh kaisi mili humko parchaiyaan?

Mausam-e-ishq aur tanhaiyaan...!

Woh khumaari khumaari haan lafzon ka piyaala

Kaisi sharabein? kaisi madhushala?

Tum hi se munnawwar haan aalam hai saara

Tumhare hi dum se andhera ujaala...

Kyun aankhon mein aansu hain qilqaariyaan...

Mausam-e-ishq aur tanhaiyaan...!

- Khan M. Asim...07/02/2008...2:15 PM...

!!! Poshidah Mohabbat !!!

Kyun karte ho mujhse?

Dil phenk se sawaal...

Sawaal aise ke zalzala aajaye

Sawaal aise ke mehwar hil jaye

Sawaal aise ke aasmaan udne lage

Rehne do abhi raaz ko raaz

Karne do lamhon ko sargoshiyan

Udne do ishq ke parwaanon ko

Haan! abhi waqt hai mohabbat ka

Sama jaane do mujhko khud mein

Dhoondne do kehkashaani raaz

Iss zamaane ne kisko bakhsha hai?

Bhool jao isse,........

Hone do nasho-numa mohabbat ki...

Rakho abhi pardah kahani pe

Kahin zaad-e-safar na lut jaaye

Abhi daastaanein chalne do

Aashiqon ki mehfil mein...

Waqt ko sanwarne do, baat ko samajhne do

Abar ko barasne do, Barf ko pighalne do

Sawaal toh uthenge hi jo pardeh mein kahani hai

Poshidah mohabbat hai aur hazaar afsaane...!

-Khan M. Asim...05/02/2008....10:35 AM...

Poshida Sanam...!

Ik roz mohabbat tumse ki

So baar hamara qatal hua

Duniya vuniya hum bhool gaye

Seedha jannat mein dakhal hua!
...........,,,,,.............!

Poshida sanam poshida sanam

Chilman se zara tu jalwa dikha

Haan saamne aa tu saamne aa

Mausam ko rangeen naghma sikha

Phir bol zara tu aankhon se

Poshida sanam poshida sanam...!

Tadpan ko jaga tadpan ko mita

Koi saaz baja koi saher chala

Geesun se muattar kar mehfil

Koi noor jaga koi noor jaga

Jugnun si chamak jugnun si chamak

Poshida sanam poshida sanam...!

Ik tara falak mein jalta hai

Roshan hain jisse saare jahaan

Haan noor hai tu haan noor hai tu

Mehfil ki raunak hoor hai tu

Kyun mujhpe zulmat chayi hai?

Poshida sanam poshida sanam

Chilman se zara tu jalwa dikha...!

-Khan M. Asim...04/02/2008...2:35 PM...

Mere jeevan ki tu doli...!

Chul-bul natkhat teri boli

Eid meri tu, tu hi holi

Tujh sang meine Sapan sajaye

Mere jeevan ki tu doli...!

Kaisi aasha kya abhilasha

Bin tere har jeet nirasha

Ban mein chirpir tere dum se

Neinun tere teri bhasha

Kathin samay hirday pe chaya

Saath nibha mere humjoli

Tujh sang meine Sapan sajaye

Mere jeevan ki tu doli...!

Bharat baasi tu bhi mein bhi

Hain na manus tu bhi mein bhi

Kyun na cheden prem sitaar phir

Prem rogi hai tu bhi mein bhi

Kaisa antar tujh mein mujh mein

kaisi urdu kya bengoli ?

Tujh sang meine Sapan sajaye

Mere jeevan ki tu doli...!

Har praani ko uska jeevan

har pakschi ko neel gagan

Har premi ko uska saathi

Kuch aur nahin toh dedo agan

Utsav, jeevan-mrityu tujhse

Tu hi jeevan ki rangoli

Tujh sang meine Sapan sajaye

Mere jeevan ki tu doli...!

- Khan M.Asim...03/02/2008...10:10 PM...

!!! ILZAAM !!!

Khud hi inkaar karte ho

Humein ilzaam dete ho

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Humein badnaam karte ho...!

Batao baat yeh humko

Yeh shikwah kyun kya humse?

Jagega kaun raaton ko

Sajaye khwaab kyun tumse?

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Humein badnaam karte ho...!

Kyun dhalti shaam yun roye?

Kyun mehfil shama ko tarse?

Koi saahir agar tum ho...

Kyun sehra aab ko tarse....?

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Humein badnaam karte ho...!

Tumhe kab hai koi parwah

Kisi ki jaan jaaye bhi

Adaay-e-khushnumayi ka

Mujassam tum khuda koi

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Humein badnaam karte ho...!

Humein inkaar kab hai yeh

Tumhi se pyaar karte hain

Bano mohsin bano mushfiq

Zameen ko shabnamein bakhsho

Bano tum naaz gulshan ka

Sarapa aarzu meri....

Na bolo tum yun ithla-ke

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Khud hi inkaar karte ho

Humein ilzaam dete ho

Hum hi hum tumko chahte hain

Humein badnaam karte ho...!

-Khan M. Asim...19/01/2008...10:55 PM...

Naumeedi !!!

Aaj phir na-umeedi umand aayi hai

Zindagi ishq se aaj takrayi hai

Jinko dehqan pe kal tak tha poora yaqeeen

Unki faslon mein dekho kami aayi hai

Aaj phir na-umeedi umand aayi hai...!

Har qadam le chala humko teri dagar

Har sitam kar chala humko zakhmi magar

Teri baaton ki khushbu mein khoye rahe

Khushbuon mein zara si nami aayi hai

Aaj phir na-umeedi umand aayi hai...!

Haan yeh socha karo aisa hota hai kyun?

Chein mujhko nahin, mann yeh rota hai kyun?

Lamha bekaar kyun? mein yun bedaar kyun?

Zindagi kyun bhala aise ghabrayi hai?

Aaj phir na-umeedi umand aayi hai...!

Teri umeed pe hain yeh shaam o saher

Apna jalwah dikha chahe banja qaher

Yun na talib ko apne tu tazleel kar

Kya wafaon mein teri kami aayi hai?

Aaj phir na-umeedi umand aayi hai...!

-Khan m. Asim...10/01/2008...3:50 AM...
(Raqqassa-e-hunarmand ki farmaish par toote dil ki siskiyan, viraan gharon se sirf jhain jhain aati hai!)

!!!!! Happy Birthday !!!!

Tum se sawan nahin suhana

Har lamha yeh gaaye gaana

Yunhi tum-sung sawan aayein

Pathjhad tum rangeen banana

Har lamha...!

Yun toh meikush kitne aaye

Kitne mallah gaye bhanwar mein

Kitne sagar paar hue

Tum saahil pe kashti laana

Har lamha...!

Na dil ki tamanna tum dil mein hi rakhna

Sapnon ko muani pehnana

Mushkil pade gar tumhe koi yaara

Dheere se awaaz lagana

Har lamha...!

Viladat, saadat badi khoobsurat

Badi teri mehfil, bade tere charche

Na ifkaar apne kabhi bhool jaana

Har lamha yeh gaaye gaana...!

Tum se sawan nahin suhana...!

-Khan M. Asim...03/01/2008...3:20 AM...

**********Happy Birthday**********
juss wrote a small song...n here i dedicate it to my friend Arpita on her b'day...keep smiling..May Allah bless all of us...N give me an opportunity to wish you on ur next b'day too...

Mein zara udaas hun!

Zindagi mujhse khafa mein zara udaas hun

Door hun meelon bahut phir bhi tere paas hun

Hun seh raha har ghum alam har sitam zamane ke

Yun hi kyun mein haar jaon mein toh teri aas hun

Hui hai shiddat bahut har koi khoon ka pyasa hai

Kitni doori jaon mein, mein zamane-bhar ki pyaas hun

Zindagi pheeki lage tere bina har ek pal

Tareekiyan achchi lagen mein maut ka ehsaas hun

Har simt har kona tera palkein teri nazrein teri

Nazar uthake dekhto mein tere aas paas hun

Mohabbat hai junoon bhi hai adaa-e-zindagani hai

Yahi kehke mein khush bhi hun ke mein zara udaas hun...!

-Khan M.Asim...juss wrote n posted...30/12/2007...6:55 PM...

Lamha lamha kehta hai...!

Lamha lamha kehta hai koi dil mein rehta hai

Dard jagaye humko bhi haan koi dil mein rehta hai

Lamha lamha kehta hai...!

Khoob haseen hai woh qatil, rang mehar sa lagta hai

Jung chide jo mehfil mein kyun parwana jalta hai?

Halka halka dard hai jo zor se phir kyun lagta hai?

Lamha lamha kehta hai koi dil mein rehta hai...!

Raqs kare yun raqqasa aalam saara marta hai

Uski shokh ada se toh har deewaana darta hai

Hum bhi hain hue ghayal uske teer-e-nazar jo chalta hai

Zakhm dabenge jaane kab, kab andha kuan bharta hai?

Lamha lamha kehta hai koi dil mein rehta hai...!

Aag ki laptein, maar-o-magar naar mein aise jhulsenge

Uski judai ka lamha naar mein eendhan banta hai

Dariya saahil se darta hai par yak-ro simt hi behta hai

Lamha lamha kehta hai koi dil mein rehta hai...!

-Khan M. Asim...27/12/2007...3:55AM...

Kaise?????

Gham-e-dil ko mein chupaon kaise?

Jalte ashkon ko mein bujhaon kaise?

Yun toh muqaddar mein bahut kuch hai magar

Muqaddar ko muqaddar mein banaon kaise?

Ussko paa-kar bhi na ji paongaa

Iss judai ka mazah usko mein bataon kaise?

Raat-bhar kaliyon ne aah o zaari ki

Shaguftugi-e-saher mein laon kaise?

Zameen banjar na ho mohabbat ki

Sookhe lamhon ko shabnam mein pilaon kaise?

Woh bhool jaaye mujhe yahi behtar hai

Dil se saanson ko mein hataon kaise?

Usse baatein toh bahut karni hain magar

Der-shab number mein milaon kaise?

Yun toh ASIM duniya ki kalakaari hai

Uss gul se mohabbat mein jataon kaise?

-Khan M. Asim...16/12/2007...4:00AM...

!!! Ghazab !!!

Tera aana ghazab tera jaana ghazab

Mujhe dekh kar muskurana ghazab

Samajhta hun mein sab hi baatein teri

Par nigahon ka har ik nishana ghazab

Aashiq hun teri har ada ka sanam

Par nazron ka yun lad-khadana ghazab

Dil ne kaha hai yeh mujhse sanam

Tu hai haseenon mein sabse ghazab

Khushboo teri hai satati mujhe

Badan ka tere thar-tharana ghazab

Mohabbat mein teri hai duniya alag

Lamha ba lamha lage hai ghazab

Lagti hai dil mein kuch hulchul alag

ASIM bana hai deewaana ghazab...!!!

- Khan M. Asim...from 28/09/2002 to 04/10/2002...infact juss edited one stanza..so it ll b like 15/12/2007 too...n might require more editing...!

Tumhi ho...!

Yeh roz o shab ka iztaraar

Bas tumhara intezaar

Tassavurr mein tumhari soorat

Takhaiyull mein tumhare jalwe

Sabhi ka israar magar mera inkaar

Iss jazba-e-javedani se

Shahad ki manind shaafi tumhare alfaaz...

Bas do lafz hayaat-e-jamshedi

Aankhen roshni muntashir kartin

Toh baatein raah mein ujala

Maano mohabbat ki mukammal moorat

Mein nahin jaanta, mein kia keh raha hun?

Yeh lafz yun hi pighal rahe hain

Shayad yahi tumhari taab hai

Har lamha deewana har nazaarah benazeer

Husn o zebaish ka mukammal shahkaar

Tumhi ho tumhi ho tumhi ho.......!!!

-Khan M. Asim...26/11/2007...1:30 PM...Train...

Kaise kahan tum...!

Kaise kahan tum kho gayi duniya ke bazaar mein

Thoda pyaar to dedo humko naqad nahin toh udhaar mein

Tumse maangi dil ki khwahish tumse dil ko lagaya hai

Aise waise bahut pade hain aise to sansaar mein

Dekho yahan pe rote sab hain rediff-yahoo pyaar mein

Lamha lamha beitha hai bas tumhare intezaar mein

Taj Mahal ko dekhe hain sab Taj Mahal shahkaar hai

Dekhen humko sab hain takte jo hum kahen inkaar mein

Tumse mohabbat karne ka haan humko bhi adhikaar hai

Itna bharam to baaqi hai haan apne bhi aitbaar mein

Deewaane hain kitne tumhare Mumbai kia Bhopal mein

Phir bhi shiddat thodi toh hai apne bhi izhaar mein

Yun to humse bahut pade hain humko kab inkaar hai

Haan tumko humne maang liya hai bhagwan ke darbaar mein

Kaise kahan tum kho gayi duniya ke bazaar mein...!

- Khan M. Asim...28/11/2007...11:43 AM...

Tumhare naam ek aur ghazal...!

Koi rukhna zindagi mein aajaye

Yeh mere geet gunguna lena

Mein shayad na rahun zamane mein

Mujhe lamhon mein tum chupa lena

Aazmaaishon se ghabrakar

Mujhko na yun bhula dena

Jo kabhi tassavvur mera aaye tumko

Bas yunhi muskura dena

Jeene marne ki baatein kia karun tumse

Jab zaroorat pade aazma lena

Haan ASIM bhi koi deewana tha

Yun hi qatra koi gira dena...!

- Khan M. Asim...18/11/2007...3:40 AM...

Tumhi se!

Shayad tum sun rahi ho?

Mere jazbaat ko ehsasaat ko

Kisi lamhe mein yeh baat nahin khapti

Hazaar tar ke kiye tumhe bhulane ke

Magar ek dard jo ke jonk ban chuka hai

Mujhe jakad raha hai

Mein koi shayar nahin na koi majnu

Yeh kashish jo jo tum mein hai, kuch ajeeb hai

Mein hamesha ismein maani khojta hun

Magar tumhari woh khoobsurat baatein

Kho jaane pe majboor karti hai

Yeh koi shairi nahin, na meri koi ada

Yeh sarapa husn hai goya koi hoor utar aayi ho

Hazaarha iss jazbe ko darguzar kia

Magar ik kasak abhi dil mein baaqi hai

Khayalaat ke ek fauj zahen ke dareechon ko rondh rahi hai

Kabhi yeh koi deewaanon ka lashkar lagta hai

Toh kabhi tumhare neinon ka nashtar

Har jazba ek naye sooraj ki tarah tulu hota hai

Tumhara har payaam zindagi sa lagta hai

Hamari mulaqatein yeh takraar

Kisi tareef ki mohtaaj nahin

Tumhein yeh iqraar nahin aur mujhe inkaar nahin

Mein shayad hi kabhi woh dil ki awaaz sun paon

Jo har saamey ko deewana bana deti hai

Magar yeh khayaal mujh jhanjhodta hai

Aakhir Kyun?????

Tumhara har payaam apna bhi hai paraya bhi

Dil kehta hai tum meri ho, zahen iskki nafi karta hai

Tum har waqt mujhpe haavi ho magar mere qareeb nahin

Yeh suraab yeh saher kaisa hai?

Har aahat tumhari hai aur tum maujood nahin

Shayad hi kabhi mein in alfaaz ko maani pehna sakun

Hum shayad hi kabhi ek ho paayen magar ek toh hain!

Tum jaanti hi ho mere har andaaz ko

Magar tum shayad hi kabhi samajh pao

Kya tum sun rahi ho?

Mere inn alfaaz ko?

mein tumhi se goya hun...

Tumhi se!

-Khan M. Asim...November 26, 2007...2:50 AM...

Mohabbat

Huh, 101...I thought alot what to post now? so guys here is the begining of a poet, I wrote this faaltu-bhangaar song when I was hardly seven or eight years' old. Well, this is not the first one, I m checkin few poems but it seems very tough to find my first words. I think it was standard 3rd or may be 4th and I was in love :P hehehe...

Iqrar karna seekho, Haan pyaar karna seekho

Mehboob se mohabbat ka izhaar karna seekho

Kehta hai apna dil bhi karne ko kuch mohabbat

Haan yaar karna seekho Iqraar karna seekho

Mehboob se mohabbat ka izhaar karna seekho

Dil se dil milenge toh hawayen jhoom jayengi

Mohabbat ka tarana hai deedaar karna seekho

Mohabbat ki hai tumne toh iqraar karna seekho

Haan pyaar karna seekho haan pyaar karna seekho

mehboob se mohabbat ka izhaar karna seekho

- Khan M. Asim...year 1995...I don't remember the date n time...

Kainaat...100th post!

This is my 100th post on this blog. So, i thought to post something romantic, which can make u smile not cry (if u wanna cry, u can check my other poems...infact my 99th post). This small poem - Kainaat, I wrote on request of my friend Chandradeep Jaiswal, when we were in first year of BMM. But, here i m dedicating this poem to my love, my dream girl...the fairy...Raqqasa...Liwan-e-jamshedi, Rooh-e-khulde bareen...i call her with so many names...she stays in my philosophical world and here i am happy with her, so please dont disturb!:)

Tumhari aaankh zameen hai

yeh zulf aakaash-ganga

Chehra mein sooraj ki si taab

Rang hai ke chaandni goya

Mausamon ko badalne-waali muskurahat

Abru eid ka chaand, toh

Palken sehar-o-shab ko janam deti hain

Rukhsaar mirreekh ki tarah laal

Kahin zohra to kahin zohul jhoom rahe hain

Dhadkanen lamhon ko bedaar karti hain

Chaal hai ki sitare jhilmila rahe hain

Tumhara adam taariki toh wujood noor hai

Tum mein yeh kainaat basi hai

Haan, tum sarapa kainaat ho...!

-Khan M. Asim...30/08/2005...9:40 AM...Train...

Meine nahin pi hai!

Mekhana hai, sharab hai, surahi hai, nasha hai

Phir bhi mein keh raha hun meine nahin pi hai

Tujhse suroor paa ke har koi jhoomta hai

Phir kyun yeh keh raha hai meine nahin pi hai

Yeh ghum, alam tanhai hisse mein mere aayi

Aasoodgi sada ki meine tujhe di hai

Bhool jaon tujhe ghazal samajhkar apni?

Makhmoor hun magar meine nahin pi hai

Tumsa koi pila de toh chudun na jaam mein

Tumsa koi milega? meine nahin pi hai

na chill maar sakta hun na dil maar sakta hun

Aankhen hui tarasti bas tishnagi di hai

Tum ko sarapa dekhkar shayad hi ji sakun

Yeh jazba tumhi se kia kahun, meine nahin pi hai

ASIM dooba jo pyaar mein mausam badal gaye

Phir bhi mein keh raha hun meine nahin pi hai

-Khan M. Asim...17/11/2007...2:25 AM...juss wrote...it might require some editing...but i felt to post...so i did...

!!! GHUM !!!

Najane kiska ghum hai yeh jo mujhko khaye jaata

Udaasi hi udaasi hai aur aansu aaye jaata hai

Jo sochun tere baare mein to phir qaabu nahi rehta

Kabhi aansu kabhi laali yeh dil chalkaye jaata hai

Dua dun bad-dua tujhko, aakar ab bata de yeh?

Sukun mein kuch sukun tha tab sukun ab khaye jaata hai

Khudara kia ghazab hai kyun woh yun tadpaye jaata hai

Kabhi aankhen churata hai kabhi sharmaaye jaata hai

Na ASIM roiye ab uss bewafaa ke vaaste hargiz

Wafa ka naam lekar jo tujhe tadpaye jaata hai

-Khan M. Asim...24/11/2004...9:00 PM...

!!! Dil ki saza !!!

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai

Wafa ki qasam tu dil ki saza hai

Yeh angdaiyan yeh sharara badan

Yeh aankhen nashili koi mekada hai

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai....

Yeh zulfon ki sarsar adaon ki narmi

Yeh honton ki laali yeh baahon ki garmi

Yeh masgan ka uthna yeh palkon ka jhukna

Badi jaan-leva teri har ada hai

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai...

O' mehfil ki raunaq ae din ke ujale

Zara faaslon ko yahan se hatale

Hai sapnon ki duniya, yeh duniya ki jannat

Mujhe aake apne gale se lagale

Tuhi meri jannat tuhi haan qaza hai

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai...

Kabhi tera hansna mujhe yaad aaye

Kabhi tera rona mujhko rulaye

Kabhi tera ladhna ghairon se mujhpar

kabhi khud hi mujhko tu ghar se bhagaye

Woh qaatil adayen mujhe yaad aayen

Tu hi raazdaan hai tu hi paasbaan hai

Wafa ki qasam tu dil ki saza hai

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai...

Woh tera milana tere doston se

Woh unko jalana mere saath rehke

Kabhi unse mera parichey karana

Kabhi saath milke thahuke lagana

Woh teri mohabbat woh qaatil zamana

Tu meri kahani tu hi daastan hai

Wafa ki qasam tu dil ki saza hai

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai...

Tu koi chalava tu koi ada hai

Na jannat, jahannum tu sabse juda hai

Na tu meri manzil na mera khuda hai

Tere naam se hi qalam gir raha hai

Wafa naam pe kyun mein tohmat lagaon

Na tu bewafa hai na tu bawafa hai

Wafa ki qasam tu dil ki saza hai...

-Khan M. Asim...21/11/2006...1:50 AM...

***Jeevan Sangeet***

Har subah ki pehli kiran hai tu Har shaam ka pehla geet

Madhur madhur teri Ankhon mein hai jeevan sangeet

Khuli khuli in zulfon se jaane kitne hue maqtool

Rukhsaar pe tere dekhke til saadhu bhi hue madhool

Hai door bahut Aakaash mein tu pana hai tujhe mushkil

Aashiq ki tamanna bas itni hojaye iski jeet

Madhur madhur teri aankhon mein......

Sulag sulag yeh aag jale dil ke mere bheetar

Aus pade in zakhmon pe jab dekhun tujhe dilbar

Haan chod de duniyadaari ko chod de chahar diwaari ko

Aankhon se mujhe bas jaam pila banja tu meri meet

Madhur madhur teri aankhon mein hai jeevan sangeet

- Khan M. Asim...29/08/06...6:30 AM...Now posted for beautiful eyes...

!!! Justuju !!!

Wahi andaaze guftugu

Wahi mere dil ki justuju

Kehna chahta hun magar kaise kahun

Aaj phir saamne hai tu

Mere dil ki awaaz

Meri zindagi ka maqsad

Meri khoobsurat aarzoo

Sab kuch tumhi ho

Par tum nahi jaantin

Tumhi kaho kaise kahun tumse

Kehne par naaraaz na hona

Mein tumhe khona nahi chahta

Tumhare bina jee nahi sakta

Aur na mar sakta hun

Mein kaise kahun tumse

Yeh jazba-e-wafa

Mein tumse mohabbat karta hun

Mohabbat karta hun

Sirf tum se!!!!!!!!

-Khan M. Asim...hv to check date but wrote it long back...

Tumhara jaadoo utar nahin sakta !!!

Tumhara jaadoo utar nahin sakta

Ab tum-bin mein mar nahin sakta

Izhaar karchuka hun mein mohabbat ka

Zubaan se apni mukar nahin sakta

Hazaar mausam tumhe chupa len chahe

Rang dil se utar nahin sakta

Qatal karke koi juda kare toh kare

Zindagi mein koi kar nahin sakta

Saghar koi chalakta hai chalak jaane do

Ab yeh nashsha utar nahin sakta

Hazar toofaan o bala le aao

Raqs-e-Majnu darr nahin sakta

Yun toh ASIM kia kar nahin sakta

Marna chahun toh mar nahin sakta

Tumhara jaadoo utar nahin sakta!!!

-Khan M. Asim...02/11/2007...2:50 AM...

Zindagi bhool hai !!!...........

Zindagi bhool hai lamha lamha dhool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

Kaisa yeh mehlool hai kyun dard ka nuzool hai
Haan mujhe qbool hai zindagi bhool hai

Do qadam tu chal zara waqt peeche aayega
Aaj yeh dastoor hai zamane ka usool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

Yeh kahe toh naach tu yeh kahe toh jhoom tu
Gar isse pasand hai toh zindagi wusool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zandagi bhool hai

Aaj gham toh kal khushi har naqad udhaar hai
tera jazba bezarar baat har fuzool hai
Aaj yeh dastoor hai zamane ka usool hai
Haaan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

-Khan M. Asim 7:20 PM...31/10/2007

!!! Judai !!!

Ae dost mohabbat mein yeh kaisi judai hai

Saaye pe tere humne bas chashm lagai hai

Milne ki tamanna toh hai dil mein bahut lekin

Iss simt samandar toh uss simt mein khaayi hai

Ashkon ke samandar mein, mein doob hi jaata hun

Iss dil ne mujhe teri jab yaad dilayi hai

Mehfil mein sanam teri mein roz hi aata hun

Milna na tera mujhse yeh kaisi bhalai hai

Mein teri mohabbat mein sehta hun sitam tere

Har baar tujhe dil ne aawaaz lagayi hai

Sach baat yahi hai bas aashiq hai wahi ASIM

Jisne bhi mohabbat mein jaan apni ganwai hai...!

-Khan M. Asim...10/12/2002...7:30 PM...

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!

Rohit woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless,clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks,"Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
...

Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chak De India!

My Rating: *****..."Outstanding"
Starring: Shahrukh Khan

Writing about a movie after a long time, well, don’t know? What enforced me to do so? May be the plot, theme, direction or SRK. Hmmm…just watched Chak De India. What else I can say, if I would be in the jury to select for the Oscars, Chak De would be my first choice.

I don’t watch much of the SRK movies just because of his chocolate look, may be some hatred behind that or SRK himself. But for this movie I would really appreciate his approach, this is his third movie, which I liked after Baazigar and Darr and ofcourse it grabbed a place in my all time favorites.

It’s not only boosting Hockey but also trying to divert the fallacious, conservative and unilateral Indian mindset towards the gender equality, one of the major problem Government of India facing in the rural areas and in some of the urban areas too. You go to any of the north Indian village and you can easily identify what women facing there. The people say, “Ladki paraya dhan hai uski padhai ka kharcha kyun?”

Well, let’s get back to Chak De again, Wonderful charactersation, every actor was somewhere dissolved in the character. At a point I felt, like I am watching a hockey world cup final. The spirit SRK fueled in was amazing and the sentence, “hamari hockey mein chakke nahin hote” really forced me to say, “arrey zabardast”.

Well, the movie was released weeks back but I watched it just now and I think this is after almost a year am writing something on movies and “woh bhi SRK ki!:P”. And Shahrukh Bhai now I am desperately waiting for your OM Shanti Om. Well, what to say now? Just chill, do whatever you can do, believe in yourself, target your goal, turn around and Chak De India!

!!! EID MUBARAK !!!

Yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh ashk bahati hai,mujhe dasht mein laati hai

Sehra mein bhatakta hun yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Har waqt teri mehfil, har waqt tera charcha

Jo aankh khule meri bas dekhun tera rasta

Tu aankh ke pardeh mein, tu dard-e-nihan mera

Tu rooh-e-qalab meri hai jannat nishaan tera

Na jalwa tera dikhe na saaya tera chamke

Teri unn aankhon ne meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Har waqt mera har pal tera hi lagta hai

Har simt har ik kona tasveer teri lagti

Tu gosht ke reshe mein tu chai ke daane mein

Jo dekhun tujhe dilbar phir bhook nahin lagti

Khwaabon mein aati hai mujhe sote jagati hai

Baahon ka haar bana angdaiyan laati hai

Angdai ne uss teri meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Woh tera shagufta-pan, dil lootne waala fun

Woh teri aada qaatil, tu zarb mera haasil

Angoor se meethi tu, pur-shokh suraahi hai

Tu husn ka paikar hai, tu shaan-e-khudai hai

Tu meri tamanna hai, tu ek mera maqsad

Woh zulf ka udna tha, toofaan yahan barpa

Iss teri mohabbat ne meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

-Khan M. Asim...13/01/2007...9:40 PM...

Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Dard dil mein chupake tera hai gham ko apna yaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue jinko hai tu ne pyaar kia

Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Khwabon ke gharonde toot gaye dil ki har khwahish khatam hui

Gustaakhi hai par kehta hun sanam kyun jeena mera dushwaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue....Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Ghairon ko apna dost kahe, kyun humse yun tu door rahe?

Mit jayenge hum kehte hain sanam yeh dil hai bahut bezaar hua

Yaadon ke teri sahare sanam kat-te the yeh din raat magar

Teri jafa ke pehlu ne har lamhe ho ko dhaar dia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue....Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Andazah na kar sakte the hum, chahenge kabhi itna tujhko

Sapne sab apne chod diye dil apna tujhpe waar diya

Humne to tujhko pyaar kia, ghairon ko tu ne yaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue jinko hai tu ne pyaar kia

Dard dil mein chupake tera hai gham ko apna yaar kia...!!!

-Khan M. Asim...24/05/2004...7:15 PM...

!!! Mashkoor !!!

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua

Mazboot phir se saaqi mera bharam hua

ranjoor tha nidhaal mein Ayoob ki tarah (AS)

Kun pe teri Khudaya har gham naram hua

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

Namrood ki badi se yun dost ko bachaya (AS)

Firaun ko ma-lashkar dariya mein yun dubaya

Jisne bhi sarkashi ki uspe azaab aaya

Haan inkaar karne waalon ka mehwar garam hua

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

Mujhko kamaal de kuch apne Kaleem jaisa (AS)

Mazboot mujhko karde Zarb-e-Kaleem jaisa (AS)

Yusuf jameel karde, Eisa sa noor bharde (AS)

Ehsaan hai tera ke Rasooli dharam hua (SW)

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

- Khan M. Asim...06/10/2007...6:30 AM...

mumbai juma masjid

hoze its especially for u, i knw u r gonna like it...

Jo Tumse hanskar baat hui...!!!

Tumse hanskar baat hui

Kitni haseen yeh raat hui

Sapnon ki baaraat hui

Jo tumse mulaqaat hui...

Jo Tumse hanskar baat hui...!!!

Laton ka udhna, Aankh pe jhukna

Kajal se madhshala bunna

Badal ko sarkayein haath

Apni kya awqaat hui

Jo Tumse hanskar baat hui...!!!

Kaanton se chubhan phir jaati rahi

Jo tum yunhi muskaati rahi

Pal pal ne kaha humse soja

Par neend hamari jaati rahi

Haan kaisi apni zaat hui

Jo Tumse hanskar baat hui...!!!

Har gul se mohabbat humko hui

har zakhm se lagti humko shifa

Pehle na kabhi yeh baat hui

Yeh kaisi humein aadaat hui

Jo Tumse hanskar baat hui...

Kitni haseen yeh raat hui...!!!

-Khan M.Asim...29/09/2007...5:40 AM...

Ghazab dha gayi...!!!

Ghazab dha gayi tu,Ghazab dha gayi

Yeh kaise sitamgar tu yun aagayi

Na socha tha meine yun deedaar hoga

tera chehra aise namoodaar hoga

Woh abru, woh zulfein, woh nashtar-o-khanjar

Bhala kaise koi na sarshaar hoga?

Kise iss jahaan mein na phir pyaar hoga ???

Ghazab dha gayi tu.....!!!

Meri sooni duniya mein ghungru baje phir

Murjhaye gul bhi haan hansne lage phir

Jo khaamosh lamhe yun takte the mujhko

Mere saath varzish karne lage phir

Jo tera yeh jalwa yun rangeen rahega

Kise iss jahaan mein na phir pyaar hoga ???

Ghazab dha gayi tu.....!!!

Qasam hai khuda ki mein jhoota nahin hun

Teri qaid se saahir choota nahin hun

Yun jafakash to mujhko mile iss jahaan mein

Teri hi wajah se mein toota nahin hun

Wafadaar tujhse jo honge jahaan mein

Kise iss jahaan mein na phir pyaar hoga ???

Bhala kaise koi na sarshaar hoga?

Ghazab dha gayi tu Ghazab dha gayi

Yeh kaise sitamgar tu yun aagayi.....!!!

-Khan M. Asim...27/09/2007...3:20 AM...

Khilafat – The basic concept of Islam

The time is nowhere supporting me. It seems to be worst period of my life, where is only pain and no gain. Struggling with the advertising agency work and getting bogged with the Orkut users. Sometimes I feel to run away, leaving everything and kicking the work schedules.

Well, now I am planning to write a book on Khilafat. The idea is to cover Khilafat from all the aspects. You must be thinking this guy is willing to leave everything and planning to run away and all of a sudden announcing to write a book. Actually, there was nothing in my mind but someone’s words provoked and forced me to do so.

Well, I am happy for the decision. It seems tough for me to finish the task within the tight lines of schedule but hope Allah will not let me down and keep my chin up.

The idea came to my mind just few minutes back, as I was unable to sleep due to my lack of knowledge and proficiency on the issue of Khilafat. I accept that I am not an expert on the issue but will surely try to come up with the right and rational aspects of the Islamic system.

Alchemy, Are you reading these lines? Yes I have made up my mind to reply you in a way that I can say, “Yes, This is Khilafat – the basic concept of Islam”. Dude, do you remember my words? I said, I have some information and would like to share with you but your words, saying “I ran away” really provoked me.

Well, for this work too I need some time for which I am really struggling. But I promise you that I will finish this task within six months or in a year.

Friends, I need your Dua’s and support to accomplish this task and I would be more happy to know your views on the concept. If you would like to share your views on the concept of Khilafat, you can mail that to me or can discuss in the orkut community. Khilafat - The Islamic System...

The community is for all who believes and supports Islamic system of rule. Critics are also welcome there, and this is the reason why Alchemy is still surviving in the community.

So here is the link…

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=25597361

Tumko humse pyaar nahin....!!!

Bante ho anjaan bahut

Karte kabhi iqraar nahin

Kehdo kehdo kahdo

Tumko humse pyaar nahin

Bante ho anjaan bahut....!

Dhoondo ho humein tum mehfil mein

Khilwat mein humein tum yaad karo

Mil jayein tumhe hum jaldi se

Haan Rabb se yahi fariyaad karo

Aisa bhi sitam hai kia zaalim

Karte kabhi izhaar nahin

Haan,Kehdo kehdo kahdo

Tumko humse pyaar nahin...

Bante ho anjaan bahut....!

Woh raaton ko deep jalana

Zulf sawaanro nein chalana

Uthkar chup se khidki pe aana

Chaand ko dekhkar yun sharmana

Haan kehdo tumhe intezaar nahin

Tumko humse pyaar nahin...

Bante ho anjaan bahut....!

-Khan M. Asim...10/10/2007...1:35 PM..Train...

Ek din woh mujhe.........!!!

Ek din woh mujhe yun mili khwaab mein

Taare sab jhuk gaye uske aadaab mein

Waqt ne yeh kaha, sun ae nadaan dil

Dekh gul ko zara apne saaqi se mil

Woh jo hans di toh boli yeh baad-e-saba

Marhaba marhaba uske aadaab mein

Ek din woh mujhe...............!!!

Har qadam uska paida kare ik sahar

Aahatein uski deti hain thandi lahar

Usko dekha to bole yeh shams-o-qamar

Marhaba marhaba uske aadaab mein

Ek din woh mujhe...............!!!

Woh ik hai paheli woh ik raaz hai

Mausamon mein bhi uska hi andaaz hai

Uski zulfein jo kaandhon se dhalki zara

Badalon ne baraskar ke phir yun kaha

Marhaba marhaba uske aadaab mein

Ek din woh mujhe...............!!!

Wahi meri saaqi, wahi dilruba hai

Ussi par fida yeh mera dil hua hai

Woh aai jo chupke se khwaabon mein aaj

Dhadkanon ne ba saaz-e-nazar yun kaha

Marhaba marhaba uske aadaab mein

Ek din woh mujhe...............!!!

-Khan M. Asim...05/09/2007...1:10PM...Train...

Yeh ajab tareeq-e-jahaan hai

Yeh ajab tareeq-e-jahaan hai

Jise aarzu, usse justuju

Jise bekhudi, usse maahru

Jisse tishnagi, usse kuch nahin

Jisse maal o zar, usse jaam o zan

Jo faqeer hai, usse shaahi de

Aur shaah ko bakhshe gadai ye

mein ghareeb kyunkar ghareeb hun?

Woh ameer kyunkar ameer hai?

Gar woh shaah ka rafeeq hai

Mein khaadim Rasool-e-Hashmi (PBUH)

Mujhe aasimi, Usse naazimi

Kisse bakhshe khuld-e-bareen kahin

Yeh ajab tareeq-e-jahaan hai

Jise aarzu, usse justuju !!!

- Khan M. Asim...14/09/2007...1:30 PM...Nerul...

Indian Magazines

Definition of a Magazine - “ Any publication with a periodicity of one week or more is a Magazine”.

Magazines are a periodical publication containing a variety of articles, generally financed by advertising and/or purchase by reader. Magazines are typically published weekly, biweekly, monthly, bimonthly or quarterly, with a date on the cover that is in advance of the date it is actually published. They are often printed in color on coated paper, and are bound with a soft cover.

IRS 2006

Most top magazines experience decline in readership Going by IRS 2006, Round 1, Hindi fortnightly magazine Saras Salil has maintained its numero uno position with a readership of 73.61 lakhs, which is quite consistent with last years IRS Round 2 figures (73.66 lakhs).

CONTENTS
*INTRODUCTION
*IRS 2006
*INDIA TODAY
*Outlook
*The Week
*Conclusion

Overall, if I have to choose any one out of four it will be The Week Magazine, though page quality is not so good as compare to others but the contents are much better than other three magazines. Also The Week is an unbiased magazine, instead of polluting mind by learning all political and industrial ideologies, it will be better to remain secular, which helps in making an atmosphere of peace and harmony in the country and leads toward development and success.

Here is the link...Indian Magazines...and do post your comments there...

Kisi ke intezaar mein.........!!!

Kisi ke intezaar mein yeh duniya chod jaonga

Kisi ko yaad aaonga kisi ko yun sataonga

Jagegi woh bhi raaton ko mein usko yun jagaonga

Woh chahegi mujhe bhoole mein usko yaad aaonga

Kisi ke intezaar mein.........!!!

Jo tadpan mere dil mein hai, jo saanson mein hai chingaari

Khalegi uski aankhon mein karegi woh bhi ashkbaari

Usse jab yaad aaonga woh mere geet gayegi

Jalegi mehfilon mein bhi karegi aisi dildaari

Woh pal bhoola kahan humko, woh bhoolegi kahan mujhko

Woh chahegi mujhe bhoole mein usko yaad aaonga...

Kisi ke intezaaar mein...........!!!

Jo pagdandi thi raahon ki, woh meri shaheraah hogi

Jo tadpati hai ab mujhko haan woh bhi shairaah hogi

Likhegi geet yaadon ke woh aise geet gayegi

Sadaf ban jayega aansu woh zulf-e-dairaah hogi...

Yun lamha rang layega woh mujhko kheench layega

Badal jaayengi taqdeeren muqaddar rang layega

Mein har pal saamne hunga woh har pal mujhko sochegi

Woh chahegi mujhe bhoole mein usko yaad aaonga

Kisi ke intezaar mein yeh duniya chod jaonga...

Kisi ke intezaar mein.........!!!

-Khan M. Asim...17/04/2007...8:39 PM...Nerul...