Suburban rail ho jaise!

Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Namak mirchi bahut teekhi
Masaaledaar hai ladki
Badan uska rubber lekin
Woh chakku dhaar hai ladki
Kamar uljhi yun bal khaati
Haan koi bail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Usse choomein usse choolein
Ussi ki baah mein jhoolein
Kabhi oopar kabhi neeche
Ussi ke ang se khelein
Patane mein lagey sab hain
Olympic khail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!
Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise..!

- Khan M. Asim... 22/05/2014... 10:25 PM..!

Khwab dar Khwab..!

Na jaane raat bhar
Khwabon mein kaun kaun aata hai
Koi dabeez sa budha
Koi maflukul haal
Kisi ka daalkhana gul
Kisi ki jabeen sapaat
Koi mujhko maar deta hai
Koi mujhse maar khaata hai
Kahin door uftaad sehra mein
Ik Ameriki club bhi hai
Sar pe Hat
Paon zeen mein pewast
Chala mein cowboy...
Ird gird haseenayein revolver taane
Kar rahi hain shikaar
Kisi ka jism Kaano tak dhaka
Koi neem uryaan raqs mein masroof
Pal mein manzar badal gaya goya
Saamne Firaun ka lashkar
Jaadugar sanpoley chodte hain
Kahin se ik asdaha aakar
Nigal jaata hai un sabko
Woh kehte hain kaun hai Moosa?
Mein chillaya
Nabi hain nabi hain...
Hua mein teer se chalni
Pada hun bheeshm pitama jaise
Na jaane phir kahan se
Woh Mehluqa namudaar hoti hai
Ghani zulfein, Jabeen zohra
Jawaan dilkash haseen chehra
Nigaahein chaar ki usne
Sarapa barq ho goya
Mein tool o arz mein khoya
Badi muskaan se usne
Uthaya mujhko teeron se
Udi lekar mujhe baah mein
Kisi tareek goshe mein
Achanak roshni har sun
Husn baano woh itrati
Badaste mann machalti woh
Bom si phisalti woh
Idhar karvant udhar karvant
Paseena choor bistar bas
Utha hun sochta kab se
Khwab dar khwab kaise hain
Yeh kaisi zindagi apni
Haan isse khwaab hi behter
Chale jao yahan se sab
Mujhe ab aur sone do..!

- Khan M. Asim... 23/05/2014... 11:06 AM..!

Suburban rail ho jaise!

Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Namak mirchi bahut teekhi
Masaaledaar hai ladki
Badan uska rubber lekin
Woh chakku dhaar hai ladki
Kamar uljhi yun bal khaati
Haan koi bail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!

Usse choomein usse choolein
Ussi ki baah mein jhoolein
Kabhi oopar kabhi neeche
Ussi ke ang se khelein
Patane mein lagey sab hain 
Olympic khail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise!
Yun chikni tail ho jaise
Nigahein jail ho jaise
Jisey dekho kare follow
Suburban rail ho jaise..!

- Khan M. Asim... 22/05/2014... 10:25 PM..!

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!

Rohit woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless,clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks,"Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
...

Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!