Monday, July 30, 2007

something interesting!

Found it when i was looking for news...juss read it!

McDonald's, the world’s largest restaurant chain has been sued by a Chinese lawyer for not using Chinese language on their receipt. The receipt has only English language, which violates the consumers' right to know.

However, as per reports, McDonald's quoted as saying that it was not fair to accuse the company of not using Chinese as its advertisements and menus were all in Chinese, its staff all spoke Chinese and the receipts had changed into Chinese since July.

Earlier, similar controversies forced Starbucks coffee shop situated in Beijing, to close its business after facing years of opposition.

Infact, we indians can do the same!

Hindi hamari Rashtra-Bhasha hai...hehehehehee

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !



Koi lafzon ka jaam pila gayi

Koi mujhko sote jaga gayi

Amrit si ghuli un baaton mein

Phir ek sapna dikha gayai

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Uski zuban ka apna rang

Woh ek nasha woh ek umang

Kuch khabrein aisi suna gayi

Mujhe so so ghote laga gayi

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Woh hosh-ruba, qatil meri

Ek meetha khanjar chala gayi

Milna to tha usse mujhse abhi

par jaane ab woh kahan gayi

Muntazir hun beitha PC pe

Mere hosh aise uda gayi !

Khan M. Asim...22/07/2007...11:15 AM...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Uske Swimming Pool Kinare!!!



Uske swimming pool kinare

Ek deewana rehta tha

Woh sabse hanskar milti thi

Aur deewana sehta tha

Woh jalpari, neem malboos

Raqs kiya jab karti thi

Ash ash karta bas deewana

Aahein bharta rehta tha!

Phir ek din bijli kadki...

Badal bole jaago pyaare

Raqqasa jun hi aayi panghat

Deewana lapak wahan pahuncha

Par soorat dekh uss mah-e-luqa ki

Woh phir sapnon mein jaa pahuncha

Raqqasa khoob thirakti thi

Deewana sang thirakta tha

Phir chutki baji...

Woh khulde bareen aankhon mein thi

Deewana makhmoor hua...

Phir dekhte rahe, dekhte rahe...

Yun hi sadiyaan guzar gayin

Aur phir dono qareeb aaye

Lab ba lab jun jaam pilaaye

Mausam ne phir naghme gaaye

Charind parind sab jhoom uthe

Mausam e baharan aa pahuncha

Dono hum aaghosh hue...

Tab...phir uss pari ne kaha

Tum ne itni der lagayi?

Deawana toh dhak se raha !!!

Usne kaha aisa kya kia?

Pari boli...

"Yeh raqs tumahri khaatir tha

Yeh husn tumhare sadqe tha

Roz o shab mein darti thi

Par tumpe qaatil marti thi!"

Deewaane ne choom lia!

Raqqasa sang jhoom lia...

Phir khatam hui saari tanhai

Agle pal dono deewane

lage pool mein dubki lagane

Saath aate the, saath jaate the

Hanskar sabko haath dikhaate !!!

Mein bhi uske pool pe hun...

Intezaar mein apni raqqasa ke

Kabhi woh deewana tha...

Aur aaj mein !!!

Uske swimming pool kinaare

ek deewana rehta tha...

Iske swimming pool kinaare

Ek Deewana Rehta Hai...!!!

- Khan M. Asim...13/07/2007...11:00AM...Train...

Monday, July 02, 2007

To stop train pull chain ! ! !

It’s being said that after serial blasts in Mumbai locals the railway department has taken several measures from technology to security for the safety of the commuters. But reality and the conditions shout a different story.

It was a frightening and thrilling experience. I boarded in a crowded Mumbai local’s 1st class coach from Wadala, as I have to change my EMU to reach at my place. Due to rush I was standing in the passage between the seats. The people were busy in their work, what ever they were doing, sleeping, reading and some in mobile chats.

Till Kurla everything was fine but when train reached near to Tilak Nagar station, the guy sitting on the window seat screamed “Saanp, Saanp, Saanp” (Snake). Listening to his words everyone became frighten. People started jumping and climbing on the seats and on each other. The situation was terrible, I, who was standing in the passage, was hanging on the overhead handle rod! In between somebody screeched to pull the chain. The guy near to the window tried many times, pulled the chain again and again. The train was on its as usual speed and didn’t stop.

Later people realised that it’s not a snake but some other thing, which is coming up and hammering the floor due to changing of tracks.

But I have a question, the train was supposed to stop if the chain has been pulled, but it did not, why? Was the motorman sleeping, he did not even bothered whether there is an emergency or not. In between train halted on two stations, Chembur and Govandi, people were screaming but no one from the railways or from security even turned to check the situation.

The government proudly says that it has controlled the situation and has taken measures to ensure the public safety. Is this a measure taken by it? Who will stop the train if the chain has been pulled? In case, if there had been a snake or a bomb then what?

- Khan M. Asim