Zindagi bhool hai !!!...........

Zindagi bhool hai lamha lamha dhool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

Kaisa yeh mehlool hai kyun dard ka nuzool hai
Haan mujhe qbool hai zindagi bhool hai

Do qadam tu chal zara waqt peeche aayega
Aaj yeh dastoor hai zamane ka usool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

Yeh kahe toh naach tu yeh kahe toh jhoom tu
Gar isse pasand hai toh zindagi wusool hai
Haan mujhe qabool hai zandagi bhool hai

Aaj gham toh kal khushi har naqad udhaar hai
tera jazba bezarar baat har fuzool hai
Aaj yeh dastoor hai zamane ka usool hai
Haaan mujhe qabool hai zindagi bhool hai

-Khan M. Asim 7:20 PM...31/10/2007

!!! Judai !!!

Ae dost mohabbat mein yeh kaisi judai hai

Saaye pe tere humne bas chashm lagai hai

Milne ki tamanna toh hai dil mein bahut lekin

Iss simt samandar toh uss simt mein khaayi hai

Ashkon ke samandar mein, mein doob hi jaata hun

Iss dil ne mujhe teri jab yaad dilayi hai

Mehfil mein sanam teri mein roz hi aata hun

Milna na tera mujhse yeh kaisi bhalai hai

Mein teri mohabbat mein sehta hun sitam tere

Har baar tujhe dil ne aawaaz lagayi hai

Sach baat yahi hai bas aashiq hai wahi ASIM

Jisne bhi mohabbat mein jaan apni ganwai hai...!

-Khan M. Asim...10/12/2002...7:30 PM...

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!

Rohit woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless,clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks,"Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
...

Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chak De India!

My Rating: *****..."Outstanding"
Starring: Shahrukh Khan

Writing about a movie after a long time, well, don’t know? What enforced me to do so? May be the plot, theme, direction or SRK. Hmmm…just watched Chak De India. What else I can say, if I would be in the jury to select for the Oscars, Chak De would be my first choice.

I don’t watch much of the SRK movies just because of his chocolate look, may be some hatred behind that or SRK himself. But for this movie I would really appreciate his approach, this is his third movie, which I liked after Baazigar and Darr and ofcourse it grabbed a place in my all time favorites.

It’s not only boosting Hockey but also trying to divert the fallacious, conservative and unilateral Indian mindset towards the gender equality, one of the major problem Government of India facing in the rural areas and in some of the urban areas too. You go to any of the north Indian village and you can easily identify what women facing there. The people say, “Ladki paraya dhan hai uski padhai ka kharcha kyun?”

Well, let’s get back to Chak De again, Wonderful charactersation, every actor was somewhere dissolved in the character. At a point I felt, like I am watching a hockey world cup final. The spirit SRK fueled in was amazing and the sentence, “hamari hockey mein chakke nahin hote” really forced me to say, “arrey zabardast”.

Well, the movie was released weeks back but I watched it just now and I think this is after almost a year am writing something on movies and “woh bhi SRK ki!:P”. And Shahrukh Bhai now I am desperately waiting for your OM Shanti Om. Well, what to say now? Just chill, do whatever you can do, believe in yourself, target your goal, turn around and Chak De India!

!!! EID MUBARAK !!!

Yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh ashk bahati hai,mujhe dasht mein laati hai

Sehra mein bhatakta hun yeh kaisi judai hai?

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Har waqt teri mehfil, har waqt tera charcha

Jo aankh khule meri bas dekhun tera rasta

Tu aankh ke pardeh mein, tu dard-e-nihan mera

Tu rooh-e-qalab meri hai jannat nishaan tera

Na jalwa tera dikhe na saaya tera chamke

Teri unn aankhon ne meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Har waqt mera har pal tera hi lagta hai

Har simt har ik kona tasveer teri lagti

Tu gosht ke reshe mein tu chai ke daane mein

Jo dekhun tujhe dilbar phir bhook nahin lagti

Khwaabon mein aati hai mujhe sote jagati hai

Baahon ka haar bana angdaiyan laati hai

Angdai ne uss teri meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

Woh tera shagufta-pan, dil lootne waala fun

Woh teri aada qaatil, tu zarb mera haasil

Angoor se meethi tu, pur-shokh suraahi hai

Tu husn ka paikar hai, tu shaan-e-khudai hai

Tu meri tamanna hai, tu ek mera maqsad

Woh zulf ka udna tha, toofaan yahan barpa

Iss teri mohabbat ne meri duniya hilai hai

Yeh teri judai hai, yeh kaisi judai hai?

-Khan M. Asim...13/01/2007...9:40 PM...

Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Dard dil mein chupake tera hai gham ko apna yaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue jinko hai tu ne pyaar kia

Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Khwabon ke gharonde toot gaye dil ki har khwahish khatam hui

Gustaakhi hai par kehta hun sanam kyun jeena mera dushwaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue....Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Ghairon ko apna dost kahe, kyun humse yun tu door rahe?

Mit jayenge hum kehte hain sanam yeh dil hai bahut bezaar hua

Yaadon ke teri sahare sanam kat-te the yeh din raat magar

Teri jafa ke pehlu ne har lamhe ho ko dhaar dia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue....Dard dil mein chupake tera....!!!

Andazah na kar sakte the hum, chahenge kabhi itna tujhko

Sapne sab apne chod diye dil apna tujhpe waar diya

Humne to tujhko pyaar kia, ghairon ko tu ne yaar kia

Humse to bhale woh ghair hue jinko hai tu ne pyaar kia

Dard dil mein chupake tera hai gham ko apna yaar kia...!!!

-Khan M. Asim...24/05/2004...7:15 PM...

!!! Mashkoor !!!

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua

Mazboot phir se saaqi mera bharam hua

ranjoor tha nidhaal mein Ayoob ki tarah (AS)

Kun pe teri Khudaya har gham naram hua

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

Namrood ki badi se yun dost ko bachaya (AS)

Firaun ko ma-lashkar dariya mein yun dubaya

Jisne bhi sarkashi ki uspe azaab aaya

Haan inkaar karne waalon ka mehwar garam hua

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

Mujhko kamaal de kuch apne Kaleem jaisa (AS)

Mazboot mujhko karde Zarb-e-Kaleem jaisa (AS)

Yusuf jameel karde, Eisa sa noor bharde (AS)

Ehsaan hai tera ke Rasooli dharam hua (SW)

Mashkoor hun tera ke tera karam hua...!!!

- Khan M. Asim...06/10/2007...6:30 AM...

mumbai juma masjid

hoze its especially for u, i knw u r gonna like it...