Saturday, December 31, 2011

Independent Couplets

Woh muskura kar qarib aaye mere

Qayamat aagayi qayamat se pehle! ASIM

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Yahi dastoor hai inki mehfil ka bulaya jaata hai izzat badhai jaati hai

Uske baad wahin qatal karke lokpal ko badi hi dhoom se maiyat uthayi jaati hai...

Bura kya jo congress pe aitbaar kiya... bhool hum se hui iske voter baney..

Iska sansad mein laana ghazab hogaya!

Opposition mein jab tak thi seedhi thi yeh..

Isko power mein laana ghazab hogaya! ASIM

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Team Anna:
Anna mein hai dum
Vande Mataram!

Congress:
Anna mein hai bum (bomb)
Phat jayenge hum! ASIM

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Jo thak ke choor huan hun toh sochta hun yeh

Baatein tujh se karun ya kuch kaam ki sochun

Tere khayaal ki jung aitdaal ki jung ladta rahun

Sukoon ghaarat karun ya aaraam ki sochun! ASIM

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Jab waqt ki aandhi aati hai sab duniya udd jaati hai

Dehkan ki rozi chinti hai aur maya haath se jaati hai

Utna hi karo ghairo pe karam jitna ke tumko pyaar mila

Tab chot khudi ko lagti hai gherat ruswa ho jaati hai! ASIM

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Waqt badlega haal badlega

Saath tera sawaal badlega

Yeh jaahil kahega apni hi..

Lekin tera khayaal badlega..! ASIM

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Waqt ik parchayein hai iss ka kisey yaan khauf hai

Sukh ka ujala kab talak dukh ka andhera kab talak

Tishnagi bujh jaayegi nazrein milengi jab sanam

Hijre bayaban kab talak tishna yeh sehra kab talak! ASIM

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Kaun sharmaye ainey se ghabra kar

Khud bahaarein aarzu-e-vas'l hain! ASIM

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Waqt shahenshah se keh do ek qalandar aaya hai

Uske zulm mitaane ko ek sikandar aaya hai! ASIM

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Gar ashkon ki qeemat hoti

Mere paas bhi daulat hoti

Waqt zara sa mein bhi deta

Uske paas bhi fursat hoti! ASIM

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Waqt shikari ghaat lagaye

Mein naadaan parindah hun

Hans leta hun rou leta hun

Bas yun hi mein zindah hun..! ASIM

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Sawaabon ka apne sila maangte hain

Na jannat hum roze jaza maangte hain

Kahan tujhse ziyada khuda maangte hain

Salamat rahe maa dua maangte hain! ASIM

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Majboor hogaye hain maashuq bandagi mein

Thukra rahe hain duniya iss dil ki dillagi mein

Haari hai saari baazi lafzon ka sar jhuka kar

Kya mod aagaya hai ASIM yeh zindagi mein! ASIM

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Dabakar mutton ab yeh khaane lage hain

Mujhe Billoo maamu banane lage hain

Bas fish chahiye yeh na chakhein chicken

Bade nakhre ab yeh dikhaane lage hain! ASIM

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Jo naghme mohabbat ke gaane lage

Woh daaman humi se chudane lage

Hum ne kaha jafa tum mein hi hai..

Lo hum bhi ab tum ko bhulane lage! ASIM

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Subah sard mausam

Aur ishq ki angdaiyan! ASIM

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Yeh zindagi ek dard hai har baat mein nadamat hai

Kaam hai toh shaamat hai naam mein qayamat hai! ASIM

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Woh maazi yaad karti hai

Suna kar baat ladti hai

ghazal likh kar mita jo di

Bas us par aah bharti hai! ASIM

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Dil churaya mera jisne naam hai uska jaani

Dilruba Billu Rani Dilruba Billu Rani..! ASIM

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Kaisa gham aur kaisa maatam kaisa yeh yaum-e-siyah

Masjid jab jab veeraan hongi todne waale aayengey! ASIM

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Aashiqi ke mausam mein jaanlewa tanhayi

Sard sard raaton ki angdaiyaan qaatil hain

Tishnagi chalakti hai aarzoo machalti hain

Vas'l ki tamanna mein hijr humko haasil hain! ASIM

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Yeh maana hum se door hain dil mein magar maujood hain

Sarkar deekhein har jagah mere khuda mere khuda! ASIm

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Bechain hain hawayein

Ghatayein shabab par

Baaqi tika hai saaqi

Tere jawaab par! ASiM

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Kaisa yeh fasaad hai yaan dilon ke darmiyan

Aashiqi thandi padi badh rahi hain garmiyan! ASIM

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Aarzoo mein baatil ki apna hum jahan bhoole

Kaisi yeh talab payi kaise khud ko samjhayein! ASIM

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Maasoom dil mazloom o ghum

Roya hai dil aankhein hain num! Asim

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Jitni maasum utni zaheen hoti hai

Jitni haseen utni kameen hoti hai! ASIM

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Neem uriyan, neem vehshi, dirty picture ban gayi

Tamiz chulon mein gayi tehzeeb naagan ban gayi! ASIM

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Ek kamre mein bhi guzara ho sakta hai magar

Deewaaron ke saath dil bhi milna chahiye! ASIM

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Raaze dil hum se chupa ke kya paoge

Aks se khud apne ghabra jaoge! ASIM

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Bedardi, sodai, harjai

Ishq ne humko di ruswai! ASIM

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