! ! W A N T E D ! !

So now I have a licence to marry too. I am looking for an old lady. Age around 65, hairs white, face dry. She should have atleast +5.5 specs (Chashme baddoor ho). She should have atleast three children. All of them should be working. I will be more happy if she can't cook...I will be happy if she sits on a wheel chair...I will be happy if she is toothless (toothless tigress). Who can afford my mobile bill, GF's kharcha paani n ofcourse my night shifts (working timings...ufff.. dont think so much)... n so on n so on...Then we will romance till the end of atleast her life. So what if Amitabh romanticising with 30 yr old lady...She too have a right to marry a 21 yrs old fool (ofcourse a wise fool)...

(Unke budhape mein hamari jawani janam legi)

If you are a female, above 60 looking for a kid, an energetic husband, a young n talented (hope so) journalist then you are at right place…

But: situation is vacant till 27th May 2007 after that no chance, so propose me as soon as possible...

You can comment here or contact me...

The name is Khan...Asim Khan.....